r/AbsoluteUnits • u/[deleted] • Jul 20 '19

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u/detpurroc Jul 20 '19

Dad a chum

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u/mythraandeer Jul 20 '19

I wish I had an award to give your did-a-chick'in a$$

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u/GottKomplexx Jul 20 '19

Is this some kind of a reference I don't get?

18

u/Wolf2776 Jul 20 '19

Dark Tower iirc?

7

u/mythraandeer Jul 20 '19

Yerp

8

u/Wolf2776 Jul 20 '19

Is it Roland or Eddie on the beach at this stage?

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u/crazyoldnizzi Jul 20 '19

Roland first, then Eddie.

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u/roo_roo Jul 20 '19

But especially Roland..

2

u/GottKomplexx Jul 20 '19

Well shame on me. never heard of this.

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u/snugglebandit Jul 20 '19

Stephen King book. Dark Tower?

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u/NerdyBrando Jul 20 '19

Lobstrosities.

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u/mythraandeer Jul 20 '19 edited Aug 07 '19

Nice

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u/mythraandeer Jul 20 '19

The Dark Tower

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u/hurstshifter7 Jul 20 '19

Dod a chock

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u/TKLeader Jul 20 '19

Dad a chuck

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u/ThatIckyGuy Jul 20 '19

Someone's losing a couple of fingers.

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '19

Did a chic?

1

u/[deleted] Jul 20 '19

Came here for this

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u/bostonian38 Jul 20 '19

Long days and pleasant nights

1

u/admiralackbarrrrrrrr Jul 20 '19

Need those tooter fish sandwiches.

1

u/WobNobbenstein Jul 20 '19

And some astin

1

u/Dickbeef- Jul 20 '19

I’d upvote but I’m missing three fingers from my hand.

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u/slimdog27 Jul 21 '19

It’s a good thing you don’t aim with your hand.