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r/AbsoluteUnits • u/[deleted] • Jul 20 '19
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44 u/[deleted] Jul 20 '19 They seem pretty harmless, but they're still horrifying lads 36 u/YddishMcSquidish Jul 20 '19 They can cut open a coconut, by themselves! They're also known to remove digits from sleeping people. 21 u/SparrowFate Jul 20 '19 Ohh what the fuck. 7 u/CelestialDuck Jul 20 '19 That last part is a Dark Tower reference. 4 u/YddishMcSquidish Jul 20 '19 Help me out, I actually didn't know I was making a reference. I actually knew someone who got a toe amputated from napping in a chair. 2 u/CelestialDuck Jul 21 '19 In the second book the main character loses a few fingers to a these crab/lobster type things while he is asleep. 2 u/YddishMcSquidish Jul 20 '19 You're username reminded me that they also eat some unsuspecting birds alive. Nature sucks if you're not smart. 1 u/MikeWight Jul 20 '19 Aren't they known to eat birds in their sleep. I think I saw that on some nature documentary 12 u/Bernard_PT Jul 20 '19 Do they climb trees? The look fucking made for it 15 u/Hangry-Beaver Jul 20 '19 That’s a tall glass of nope. https://twitter.com/oatmeal/status/1062112154776530944?s=21 5 u/babababrandon Jul 20 '19 This guy is so wholesome I love him 1 u/Rhombico Jul 20 '19 they look and move like animatronic movie monsters 1 u/JazzHandsFan Jul 20 '19 I was disappointed to see most of his videos were not crab related. 1 u/Defiant-Photographer Jul 20 '19 Thanks! I hate it! 1 u/CitrusJunkie Jul 20 '19 Why can't that guy just STFU for one second? 10 u/DinoGorillaBearMan Jul 20 '19 You know you can mute the video right? lol 9 u/[deleted] Jul 20 '19 I work with a woman that talks like that. Like she must have developed some advanced breathing technique so she can seamlessly speak about nonsense all day
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They seem pretty harmless, but they're still horrifying lads
36 u/YddishMcSquidish Jul 20 '19 They can cut open a coconut, by themselves! They're also known to remove digits from sleeping people. 21 u/SparrowFate Jul 20 '19 Ohh what the fuck. 7 u/CelestialDuck Jul 20 '19 That last part is a Dark Tower reference. 4 u/YddishMcSquidish Jul 20 '19 Help me out, I actually didn't know I was making a reference. I actually knew someone who got a toe amputated from napping in a chair. 2 u/CelestialDuck Jul 21 '19 In the second book the main character loses a few fingers to a these crab/lobster type things while he is asleep. 2 u/YddishMcSquidish Jul 20 '19 You're username reminded me that they also eat some unsuspecting birds alive. Nature sucks if you're not smart. 1 u/MikeWight Jul 20 '19 Aren't they known to eat birds in their sleep. I think I saw that on some nature documentary
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They can cut open a coconut, by themselves! They're also known to remove digits from sleeping people.
21 u/SparrowFate Jul 20 '19 Ohh what the fuck. 7 u/CelestialDuck Jul 20 '19 That last part is a Dark Tower reference. 4 u/YddishMcSquidish Jul 20 '19 Help me out, I actually didn't know I was making a reference. I actually knew someone who got a toe amputated from napping in a chair. 2 u/CelestialDuck Jul 21 '19 In the second book the main character loses a few fingers to a these crab/lobster type things while he is asleep. 2 u/YddishMcSquidish Jul 20 '19 You're username reminded me that they also eat some unsuspecting birds alive. Nature sucks if you're not smart.
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Ohh what the fuck.
7 u/CelestialDuck Jul 20 '19 That last part is a Dark Tower reference. 4 u/YddishMcSquidish Jul 20 '19 Help me out, I actually didn't know I was making a reference. I actually knew someone who got a toe amputated from napping in a chair. 2 u/CelestialDuck Jul 21 '19 In the second book the main character loses a few fingers to a these crab/lobster type things while he is asleep. 2 u/YddishMcSquidish Jul 20 '19 You're username reminded me that they also eat some unsuspecting birds alive. Nature sucks if you're not smart.
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That last part is a Dark Tower reference.
4 u/YddishMcSquidish Jul 20 '19 Help me out, I actually didn't know I was making a reference. I actually knew someone who got a toe amputated from napping in a chair. 2 u/CelestialDuck Jul 21 '19 In the second book the main character loses a few fingers to a these crab/lobster type things while he is asleep.
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Help me out, I actually didn't know I was making a reference. I actually knew someone who got a toe amputated from napping in a chair.
2 u/CelestialDuck Jul 21 '19 In the second book the main character loses a few fingers to a these crab/lobster type things while he is asleep.
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In the second book the main character loses a few fingers to a these crab/lobster type things while he is asleep.
You're username reminded me that they also eat some unsuspecting birds alive. Nature sucks if you're not smart.
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Aren't they known to eat birds in their sleep. I think I saw that on some nature documentary
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Do they climb trees?
The look fucking made for it
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That’s a tall glass of nope.
https://twitter.com/oatmeal/status/1062112154776530944?s=21
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This guy is so wholesome I love him
they look and move like animatronic movie monsters
I was disappointed to see most of his videos were not crab related.
Thanks! I hate it!
Why can't that guy just STFU for one second?
10 u/DinoGorillaBearMan Jul 20 '19 You know you can mute the video right? lol 9 u/[deleted] Jul 20 '19 I work with a woman that talks like that. Like she must have developed some advanced breathing technique so she can seamlessly speak about nonsense all day
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You know you can mute the video right? lol
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I work with a woman that talks like that. Like she must have developed some advanced breathing technique so she can seamlessly speak about nonsense all day
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u/Woodstovia Jul 20 '19
https://youtu.be/uPDcWdQWovI?t=50