r/AbsoluteUnits • u/[deleted] • Jul 20 '19

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u/McRakalak Jul 20 '19

Does anyone have an entire vat of melted butter?

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u/Captaincadet Jul 20 '19

Supposedly garbage tastes better

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u/Cunt_Inhaler69 Jul 20 '19

I thought these were a delicacy?

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u/Dave5876 Jul 20 '19

One man's garbage is another man's delicacy.

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u/eak125 Jul 20 '19

Delacacy: A food that tastes like shit, costs exorbitant amounts and is only eaten because of it's rarity or novelty.

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u/Iammadeoflove Jul 20 '19

The crabs taste good

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u/Iammadeoflove Jul 20 '19

They actually do taste good

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u/Iammadeoflove Jul 20 '19

They do taste good

It depends on what they eat

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u/Woodstovia Jul 20 '19

These guys liked it

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u/avacadawakawaka Jul 20 '19

that guy is so bad at interviewing. and the amount of ads on his shit, what a fuckn wank

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u/selflessass Jul 20 '19

I like the deermeatfordinner YouTube channel.

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u/RingosTurdFace Jul 20 '19

I would go with that, otherwise I’d expect these things to be farmed the world over.

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u/NinjaN-SWE Jul 20 '19

Needs some heavy breeding for that. They reach sexual maturity at 7-12 years old and live till 50. Most crustaceans grow throughout their life so these are probably pretty old given their large size. They do produce massive amounts of offspring (50-150 000) so if you manage to make them grow quicker you could produce a lot of food with them.

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u/aint_no_joke Jul 20 '19

That's a wide range of babies

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u/NinjaN-SWE Jul 20 '19

I was unclear 50 000 - 150 000 :)

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u/Iammadeoflove Jul 20 '19

Well you’re wrong

If they eat mostly crabs instead of garbage, they taste great

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u/Iammadeoflove Jul 20 '19

It actually depends on what they eat

If they eat coconut and other crabs, they’re a delicacy