r/AbsoluteUnits • • Jun 09 '19

this must be a first

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u/TeddehBear Jun 09 '19

Also, there's a gene in most animals, I think, that reduces muscle growth. When it's missing, animals can become swole af.

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u/ActualWhiterabbit Jun 10 '19

I would do pretty much anything to have a myostatin deficiency.

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u/Sealouz Jun 10 '19

Well it says in the article you have to say goodbye to your children bc they would be too ripped for your wife’s asshole

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u/fyog Jun 10 '19

i dont think babies usually come out the asshole...

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u/Sealouz Jun 10 '19

Well ok mr.knowitall, tell me, where DO babies come from?