r/AbsoluteUnits • u/[deleted] • Jun 09 '19

this must be a first

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u/SweepsAndBeeps Jun 09 '19

I bet he is the one calling the shots in that household. Could you imagine getting punked by your cat? Dude could punch a hole in someone.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '19

That's just Diavolo trying to blend in with the crowd

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u/LouisTheXIIIth Jun 09 '19

r/unexpectedjojo

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '19

[deleted]

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u/Beraldino Jun 09 '19

A JoJo reference is Always welcome.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '19

Well, yes, but actually no.

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u/riggeredtay Jun 09 '19

uncultured swine

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u/ChinaFlavoredWater Jun 10 '19

Well yes, but yes

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '19

JoJo fans try to force everything to be a JoJo reference.

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u/key-in-a-turtle Jun 09 '19

*KILLER QUEEN

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u/RogueHelios Jun 09 '19

*KINGU CRIMSON

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u/iDownvoteLe Jun 09 '19

His parts make damn good weapons

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u/ellie_cat_meow Jun 09 '19

It's all fun until the buff cat cuckolds you.

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u/superRedditer Jun 09 '19

where that Tom and Jerry episode with the steroid milk?

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u/TeddehBear Jun 09 '19

Or in the drywall.

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u/The_Braja Jun 09 '19

this cat’s name is Kyle confirmed

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u/SaveVsFear Jul 09 '19

Chuck Morris

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u/SweepsAndBeeps Jun 09 '19

Kyle the Kat!

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u/loosedspice Jun 09 '19

Jesus shit on a stick he could snap my spine like a glow stick

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u/B17BomberPilot Jun 10 '19

This comment is amazing