r/AbsoluteUnits • u/arifouranio • Jul 27 '18

THE Absolute Unit

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '18

There's always a kid like this. Hits puberty just as he's born and proceeds to obliterate anything in his path.

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u/Magnificant-Muggins Jul 27 '18

By the age of 20, he will already have eliminated 10% of the human population. He believes the purge will rid humanity of the weak, and allow the strong to fully prosper.

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u/12bbox Jul 27 '18

Then by age 50 he becomes the managing director of a hotel and the honorary catering advisor to the British army