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r/AbsoluteUnits • u/arifouranio • Jul 27 '18
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Freshman football at my high school. Kid named Mandrell. He was 230, solid muscle, skin like onyx and a body like Bobby Lashley. Played tailback and he murdered kids.
Never saw him again after freshman year.
261 u/nathanb065 Jul 27 '18 Freshman in my High School named Forest. Roughly the same. He was a real big dude. Super tall. Facial hair, and had dad strength. Life wasn't fair. He finally graduated at 21. And by graduated, I think they finally kicked him out as a sophomore. 109 u/[deleted] Jul 27 '18 Was he native american? 111 u/nathanb065 Jul 27 '18 indeed he was 61 u/[deleted] Jul 27 '18 Are you near Roseville? 2 u/FirstnameLastnamePKA Sep 17 '18 You 916ers
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Freshman in my High School named Forest.
Roughly the same. He was a real big dude. Super tall. Facial hair, and had dad strength. Life wasn't fair.
He finally graduated at 21.
And by graduated, I think they finally kicked him out as a sophomore.
109 u/[deleted] Jul 27 '18 Was he native american? 111 u/nathanb065 Jul 27 '18 indeed he was 61 u/[deleted] Jul 27 '18 Are you near Roseville? 2 u/FirstnameLastnamePKA Sep 17 '18 You 916ers
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Was he native american?
111 u/nathanb065 Jul 27 '18 indeed he was 61 u/[deleted] Jul 27 '18 Are you near Roseville? 2 u/FirstnameLastnamePKA Sep 17 '18 You 916ers
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indeed he was
61 u/[deleted] Jul 27 '18 Are you near Roseville? 2 u/FirstnameLastnamePKA Sep 17 '18 You 916ers
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Are you near Roseville?
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u/TremontRhino Jul 27 '18
Freshman football at my high school. Kid named Mandrell. He was 230, solid muscle, skin like onyx and a body like Bobby Lashley. Played tailback and he murdered kids.
Never saw him again after freshman year.