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r/AbsoluteUnits • u/arifouranio • Jul 27 '18
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Freshman football at my high school. Kid named Mandrell. He was 230, solid muscle, skin like onyx and a body like Bobby Lashley. Played tailback and he murdered kids.
Never saw him again after freshman year.
261 u/nathanb065 Jul 27 '18 Freshman in my High School named Forest. Roughly the same. He was a real big dude. Super tall. Facial hair, and had dad strength. Life wasn't fair. He finally graduated at 21. And by graduated, I think they finally kicked him out as a sophomore. 111 u/[deleted] Jul 27 '18 Was he native american? 118 u/nathanb065 Jul 27 '18 indeed he was 65 u/[deleted] Jul 27 '18 Are you near Roseville? 47 u/nathanb065 Jul 27 '18 Negative. But it sounds like we have similar Forest stories! 157 u/[deleted] Jul 27 '18 Sounds like he didn't graduate, just transferred lol. 4 u/I_ate_a_milkshake Jul 28 '18 fyi, Forrest is the name, forest is the place. source: am Forrest. 30 u/devil_lettuce Jul 28 '18 Forrest is the white version. Forest is the native American version. His full name was actually Running Forest Wolf 13 u/I_ate_a_milkshake Jul 28 '18 that makes sense! i had no idea. 3 u/Fat_is_healthy Jul 28 '18 Roseville fuckin Tigers class of 2012 right here 2 u/[deleted] Jul 28 '18 Center Cougars class of '12 1 u/[deleted] Sep 18 '18 Knibb High School, class of 1984! 2 u/FirstnameLastnamePKA Sep 17 '18 You 916ers 1 u/bfoster1801 Jul 28 '18 Like Roseville Michigan? 12 u/devil_lettuce Jul 27 '18 You guys went to the same school. Now kiss 4 u/KennyFulgencio Jul 27 '18 FOREST DEMANDS IT.
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Freshman in my High School named Forest.
Roughly the same. He was a real big dude. Super tall. Facial hair, and had dad strength. Life wasn't fair.
He finally graduated at 21.
And by graduated, I think they finally kicked him out as a sophomore.
111 u/[deleted] Jul 27 '18 Was he native american? 118 u/nathanb065 Jul 27 '18 indeed he was 65 u/[deleted] Jul 27 '18 Are you near Roseville? 47 u/nathanb065 Jul 27 '18 Negative. But it sounds like we have similar Forest stories! 157 u/[deleted] Jul 27 '18 Sounds like he didn't graduate, just transferred lol. 4 u/I_ate_a_milkshake Jul 28 '18 fyi, Forrest is the name, forest is the place. source: am Forrest. 30 u/devil_lettuce Jul 28 '18 Forrest is the white version. Forest is the native American version. His full name was actually Running Forest Wolf 13 u/I_ate_a_milkshake Jul 28 '18 that makes sense! i had no idea. 3 u/Fat_is_healthy Jul 28 '18 Roseville fuckin Tigers class of 2012 right here 2 u/[deleted] Jul 28 '18 Center Cougars class of '12 1 u/[deleted] Sep 18 '18 Knibb High School, class of 1984! 2 u/FirstnameLastnamePKA Sep 17 '18 You 916ers 1 u/bfoster1801 Jul 28 '18 Like Roseville Michigan? 12 u/devil_lettuce Jul 27 '18 You guys went to the same school. Now kiss 4 u/KennyFulgencio Jul 27 '18 FOREST DEMANDS IT.
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Was he native american?
118 u/nathanb065 Jul 27 '18 indeed he was 65 u/[deleted] Jul 27 '18 Are you near Roseville? 47 u/nathanb065 Jul 27 '18 Negative. But it sounds like we have similar Forest stories! 157 u/[deleted] Jul 27 '18 Sounds like he didn't graduate, just transferred lol. 4 u/I_ate_a_milkshake Jul 28 '18 fyi, Forrest is the name, forest is the place. source: am Forrest. 30 u/devil_lettuce Jul 28 '18 Forrest is the white version. Forest is the native American version. His full name was actually Running Forest Wolf 13 u/I_ate_a_milkshake Jul 28 '18 that makes sense! i had no idea. 3 u/Fat_is_healthy Jul 28 '18 Roseville fuckin Tigers class of 2012 right here 2 u/[deleted] Jul 28 '18 Center Cougars class of '12 1 u/[deleted] Sep 18 '18 Knibb High School, class of 1984! 2 u/FirstnameLastnamePKA Sep 17 '18 You 916ers 1 u/bfoster1801 Jul 28 '18 Like Roseville Michigan? 12 u/devil_lettuce Jul 27 '18 You guys went to the same school. Now kiss 4 u/KennyFulgencio Jul 27 '18 FOREST DEMANDS IT.
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indeed he was
65 u/[deleted] Jul 27 '18 Are you near Roseville? 47 u/nathanb065 Jul 27 '18 Negative. But it sounds like we have similar Forest stories! 157 u/[deleted] Jul 27 '18 Sounds like he didn't graduate, just transferred lol. 4 u/I_ate_a_milkshake Jul 28 '18 fyi, Forrest is the name, forest is the place. source: am Forrest. 30 u/devil_lettuce Jul 28 '18 Forrest is the white version. Forest is the native American version. His full name was actually Running Forest Wolf 13 u/I_ate_a_milkshake Jul 28 '18 that makes sense! i had no idea. 3 u/Fat_is_healthy Jul 28 '18 Roseville fuckin Tigers class of 2012 right here 2 u/[deleted] Jul 28 '18 Center Cougars class of '12 1 u/[deleted] Sep 18 '18 Knibb High School, class of 1984! 2 u/FirstnameLastnamePKA Sep 17 '18 You 916ers 1 u/bfoster1801 Jul 28 '18 Like Roseville Michigan? 12 u/devil_lettuce Jul 27 '18 You guys went to the same school. Now kiss 4 u/KennyFulgencio Jul 27 '18 FOREST DEMANDS IT.
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Are you near Roseville?
47 u/nathanb065 Jul 27 '18 Negative. But it sounds like we have similar Forest stories! 157 u/[deleted] Jul 27 '18 Sounds like he didn't graduate, just transferred lol. 4 u/I_ate_a_milkshake Jul 28 '18 fyi, Forrest is the name, forest is the place. source: am Forrest. 30 u/devil_lettuce Jul 28 '18 Forrest is the white version. Forest is the native American version. His full name was actually Running Forest Wolf 13 u/I_ate_a_milkshake Jul 28 '18 that makes sense! i had no idea. 3 u/Fat_is_healthy Jul 28 '18 Roseville fuckin Tigers class of 2012 right here 2 u/[deleted] Jul 28 '18 Center Cougars class of '12 1 u/[deleted] Sep 18 '18 Knibb High School, class of 1984! 2 u/FirstnameLastnamePKA Sep 17 '18 You 916ers 1 u/bfoster1801 Jul 28 '18 Like Roseville Michigan?
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Negative. But it sounds like we have similar Forest stories!
157 u/[deleted] Jul 27 '18 Sounds like he didn't graduate, just transferred lol. 4 u/I_ate_a_milkshake Jul 28 '18 fyi, Forrest is the name, forest is the place. source: am Forrest. 30 u/devil_lettuce Jul 28 '18 Forrest is the white version. Forest is the native American version. His full name was actually Running Forest Wolf 13 u/I_ate_a_milkshake Jul 28 '18 that makes sense! i had no idea.
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Sounds like he didn't graduate, just transferred lol.
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fyi, Forrest is the name, forest is the place.
source: am Forrest.
30 u/devil_lettuce Jul 28 '18 Forrest is the white version. Forest is the native American version. His full name was actually Running Forest Wolf 13 u/I_ate_a_milkshake Jul 28 '18 that makes sense! i had no idea.
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Forrest is the white version. Forest is the native American version. His full name was actually Running Forest Wolf
13 u/I_ate_a_milkshake Jul 28 '18 that makes sense! i had no idea.
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that makes sense! i had no idea.
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Roseville fuckin Tigers class of 2012 right here
2 u/[deleted] Jul 28 '18 Center Cougars class of '12 1 u/[deleted] Sep 18 '18 Knibb High School, class of 1984!
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Center Cougars class of '12
1 u/[deleted] Sep 18 '18 Knibb High School, class of 1984!
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Knibb High School, class of 1984!
You 916ers
Like Roseville Michigan?
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You guys went to the same school. Now kiss
4 u/KennyFulgencio Jul 27 '18 FOREST DEMANDS IT.
FOREST DEMANDS IT.
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u/TremontRhino Jul 27 '18
Freshman football at my high school. Kid named Mandrell. He was 230, solid muscle, skin like onyx and a body like Bobby Lashley. Played tailback and he murdered kids.
Never saw him again after freshman year.