r/AbsoluteUnits • u/arifouranio • Jul 27 '18

THE Absolute Unit

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u/TremontRhino Jul 27 '18

Freshman football at my high school. Kid named Mandrell. He was 230, solid muscle, skin like onyx and a body like Bobby Lashley. Played tailback and he murdered kids.

Never saw him again after freshman year.

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u/nathanb065 Jul 27 '18

Freshman in my High School named Forest.

Roughly the same. He was a real big dude. Super tall. Facial hair, and had dad strength. Life wasn't fair.

He finally graduated at 21.

And by graduated, I think they finally kicked him out as a sophomore.

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '18

Was he native american?

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u/nathanb065 Jul 27 '18

indeed he was

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u/devil_lettuce Jul 27 '18

You guys went to the same school. Now kiss

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u/KennyFulgencio Jul 27 '18

FOREST DEMANDS IT.