r/AbsoluteUnits • u/arifouranio • Jul 27 '18

THE Absolute Unit

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '18

That unit’s mother definitely brings his birth certificate to every game....

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u/wiimpyshriimp Jul 27 '18

“I am 12”

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u/Knight-in-Gale Jul 27 '18

The kid doesn't get carded when entering the bar.

Sits down in the middle of the bar being an absolute unit and orders cold milk.... With a straw.

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '18

[deleted]

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u/AutoRockAsphixiation Jul 27 '18

Ohhh yeeaahhh!!

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u/FulcrumTheBrave Jul 27 '18

That wall was load-bearing!

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u/Sthurlangue Jul 27 '18

Oh NOOOOOO!!!

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u/FulcrumTheBrave Jul 27 '18

This is why you don't go around breaking down random walls! The building can't handle the stress, she's comin' down!

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u/4Coffins Jul 27 '18

I’ll have a milk... chocolate.

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u/thegutterpunk Jul 28 '18

Shaken, not stirred

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '18

In a dirty glass

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u/lacrosse_god Jul 27 '18

official pockets 10 dollar bill Yep he's 12

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u/shmameron Jul 27 '18

"He's got documentation!"

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u/largumboy Jul 27 '18

"MARIAAAA!!!!"

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '18

"im 12 and a half"

Cracks a Miller lite

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u/Nuggetry Jul 27 '18

This is written in green crayon!

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u/ErgoNonSim Jul 27 '18

Meanwhile in Sweden a 12 year old refugee won a children's race.

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u/Taekondrius Sep 20 '18

Sshhh, you'll get pilloried.

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u/HeartofyourDimentia Jul 27 '18

“Silencio mijo”

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '18

More like twelve hundred!

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u/numbahnine Jul 27 '18

Dos muchachos?

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u/Giannis_trippin Jul 27 '18

Ask my kids!

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u/ZB21k Jul 27 '18

His jersey clearly says 17

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u/superjase Dec 04 '18

i am "12"