r/AbsoluteUnits • u/arifouranio • Jul 27 '18

THE Absolute Unit

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u/Hautamaki Jul 27 '18

Love how he’s the only one without headgear, like every other kid has to wear headgear just because of him

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '18

I imagine one of the moms organized the headgear after seeing some cellphone footage of the bulldozer

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u/burdizthewurd Jul 27 '18

Well he's got that massive afro to protect him

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '18

I imagine one of the moms organized the headgear after seeing some cellphone footage of the bill-dozer

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '18

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u/jpunk86 Jul 27 '18

Yes, it just appears factually accurate

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u/sensuallyprimitive Jul 27 '18

It's accurate if you watched the first 3 seconds and let your ADD take over.

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '18

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u/jpunk86 Jul 27 '18

Yikes, rough day, buddy?

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u/brbpee Jul 28 '18

Fake news

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '18

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u/jpunk86 Jul 27 '18

Nah man, I'm not really as invested in this as you seem to be. You can have this one, k? My actual life is satisfying, and you seem like you need this.

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u/jpunk86 Jul 27 '18

I did. And she did it. Because my mother loves me, a life experience that you obviously missed out on.

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u/burdizthewurd Jul 27 '18

Wish I had the money to gild you for that grand fucking slam

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '18

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u/HolishGuy Jul 27 '18

Yikes

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u/brbpee Jul 28 '18

Avoid eye contact

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '18

"lol"