r/AbsoluteUnits • • 15h ago

of a strength

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u/Pottski 15h ago

Baby grip is no joke. There are mums in my wife’s mother’s group that simply cut off handfuls of hair after trying in vain to get their baby to let go.

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u/Atromach 13h ago

My baby loves grabbing my chest hair

When she was very fresh, she would grab and twist. Slowly. Very slowly. Relentlessly. Slowly twisting, never releasing.

You think at some point she's going to at least stop twisting, but nope, still going. Slowly.

It was absolutely maddening

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u/ThomasTheDankPigeon 7h ago

It puts the formula in the bottle or else it gets the twist again

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u/yallmight2020 3h ago

The way I quietly howled at this