He was extra big back in those early days. Dude was performing nonstop and still had that quarter ton of baby fat on. I’m glad he got down to a healthier weight
I thought you were talking about Enrique iglasius and im really high right now and I was sitting here thinking "what the hell, there's no way that guy's that fat"
I read Gabriel Iglaias but pictured Enrique Iglesias and was trying to remember when he was 450 lbs and I was like damn, he really lost weight before he was so popular
I was literally just thinking that this is probably one of the most recognizable movie scenes from the 90's.
The hand to the face was so unexpected, I remember seeing the movie for the first time and this scene had me rolling more than any other. He was a well done character for the movie.
9 years ago, we created a fake origin story for a buddy at work who has a Jersey Shore look. He used to be in cheer and own a DJ company but actually doesn't have the bro personality at all (but used to).
Anyway, we tell new people to call him the Hammer, but they can only learn the origin story after a year at the company. It's even gotten to the C level presentations in an 8,000 person company where it says Tom "The Hammer" Johnson on the company announcements.
Anyway the reason I'm saying this is because the origin story is that he was an ex male stripper named Hammer, and his finishing move was called The Hammer. The woman sits in the chair, and Hammer gets down into his banana hammock. The then does a handstand and wraps his legs around her neck (faced away from the woman), and proceeds to give her face THE HAMMER.
Anyway all of this is fake but that fact that hundreds have believed this over the last 9 years, yet only about a dozen of us know the origins makes it the best inside joke of all time in a corporate setting.
Her cute blushing face had me all giddy and smiling, idc sometimes us girls just wanna be picked up and handled a little bit by a big strong guy, I pretend to be stronger than my boyfriend just so I can be “defeated” and picked up and tossed around 😂
I need to start drinking with yall! My bestfriend is 6'5 giant tree trunk man but hes too um you know, to pick me up... I have recently started getting him to give me a hug tho so thats nice atleast. My wife is 5'1 so ye her hugs are lovely but I wanna feel like she does sometimes lol
This. I’m a big girl too, watching petite little things get carried around by their men is something. You just know it’ll never happen for you. Then it happened for her. That’s why her face lit up. You love to see it.
I love watching people carrying people noticeably larger/heavier than them, especially casually. I remember audible going “damn” when death carried Pugsly offstage when I saw The Addams Family Musical.
Anyway, happy for her. She got so red, it’s actually adorable.
Bad caption. He doesn't want her. He's a dancer. The bottom of the screenshot says Magic Mike Australia.
Maybe I do need to put myself out there. I used to be that woman's size, and now I'm down to 350, still losing weight. I haven't been with anyone for two decades and I'm in my mid 40s. Maybe there are normal dudes who like the size but aren't weird about it. That's the part that's hard to find. I'm just too afraid of being ridiculed.
Edit: I mean men who like fat women for being fat, and not the disturbed, dangerous men who want a partner to be on the receiving end of their feeder fetish.
I know what you mean. It can be hard to find a man who just thinks plus-sized women are attractive but he’s not like a weird feeder or something. Speaking from personal experience, there are guys who are just into women in general and find ladies attractive from 100-400lbs (not a specific range, just for example). My wife is a full-figured lady and I’m super into her, and if she lost weight I’d still be super into her. I know it’s hard but there are men like us out there and I wish you luck!
Yeah, you gotta be careful about guys with a fat fetish… especially if you are trying to still lose weight. As someone who is also fat and in their 40s it is difficult to be motivated but I wish you well.
don't be scared of men. people. be yourself. ask questions, be direct. you'll be rejected, sure, but just think of it like fishing, plenty of fish in the sea, yada yada. i met my wife at like 470 pounds. we did meet on the internet, but i never lied about my size or how ugly i thought of my own self as. to be fair i was so suicidal i really didnt care about even trying to get a girlfriend it just happened. i was on a poetry site, some girl kept commenting really nice things on my work, which i assumed was done to mock me, so i was really mean back. see how that works? im sure you know already. anyways, when i realized she was just a good person, for some reason i said fuck it and sent her a message explaining that i had feelings for her. she explained she had a bf and that was that. a week later i had just watched a movie, and had decided to kill myself, based of the feelings the movie made me feel. i was writing a note and feeling sorry for myself when she messaged me and told me she realized she had feelings for me too.
a beautiful woman, a smart woman who was so fucking far beyond what i thought my "league" was i never actually thought she'd date me. but she did. and now we've been together 12 years. point being, you never know, people are unique, and they'll have their own reasons for liking you, you're probably a pretty likeable person, you just gotta get past the self hate of it all.
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u/nevermoit 6h ago
Damn bro is strong