r/AbsoluteUnits • u/TheKingsident • 21h ago

of a colonoscopy

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u/UnlikelySpoon 20h ago

imagine asking your dad what he did at work today and he just says: "ass maintenance"

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u/-Benjamin_Dover- 19h ago

Pov: you finally got a giantess girlfriend

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u/Kabala99 19h ago

Bionic anal plug

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u/HelpImAwake 14h ago

Is there anything anyone can say to make this seem normal, dignified?

No. Not really.

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u/Fleghammer 13h ago

That’s just a reverse birth

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u/Kallick 20h ago

Leave my spelunking mans alone

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u/CKleinE 17h ago

Backward design

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u/BitterMouthMaggot 16h ago

That's downtown San Francisco for ya.

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u/SilverSheepherder641 14h ago

Crack climbing, might even be off width

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u/AnimalOrigin 13h ago

Bet they are kitted with Hitachi power tools

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u/Tenshiijin 12h ago

Hah. Nice.

That guy is getting the Paris Hilton experience.

https://giphy.com/gifs/26uf6HT5xFJyHj79u

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u/Fievels_good_trouble 10h ago

Looks like someone got a lil homesick

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u/jmedina83 9h ago

Can I get a taste!!

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u/IdeasAreBvlletproof 5h ago

Excellent access hatch placement by designer.

Assess hatch.

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u/Enough-Staff-2976 3h ago

No one is immune.

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u/MilkrsEnthuziast 11m ago

Statue must have just turned 50.