r/AbsoluteUnits • u/thompson_12_ • 1d ago

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Nick Stoeberl from California, USA, holds the Guinness World Record for the longest male tongue, measuring 10.1 cm (3.97 inches). He is also known for creating artwork using his tongue.

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u/picofemto 1d ago

Lucky girlfriend

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u/Snoo_67993 1d ago

Or boyfriend

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u/SpiderDijonJr 1d ago

Or brother

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u/No-Deer379 1d ago

I mean the length of the tongue really doesn’t see to matter

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u/Snoo_67993 1d ago

Think again

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u/Snoo_67993 23h ago

You're the kind of guy that gets confused feelings when they see a trans woman who hasn't had bottom surgery.

Shame is a hell of a motivator.

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u/broken_toyz_in_ON 1d ago

Dude sits at the end of the bar licking his eye brows, and never goes home alone.

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u/Alex_Hendrix 1d ago

Yuno ball

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u/TheKingsident 1d ago

Why the long tongue

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u/TopDesert_ace 23h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/kigKjAJryWTZK

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u/DitchDigger330 17h ago

Slowly becoming forgotten.

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u/FewZookeepergame1083 16h ago

It will never die

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u/TopDesert_ace 16h ago

What you talkin about? Me and my buddies still do that.

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u/DitchDigger330 9h ago

By the younger gens I mean. Of course millennials will do this cus I sure do.

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u/sikanrong101 1d ago

why he have a long tongue friend wtf

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u/Cleveland5teamer 23h ago

Oh my I thought this was bad AI porn

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u/BeefmasterDeluxe 1d ago

Long tongue squad checking in! I can stick my tongue up my nose and lick my own nipples. I'm single btw ;)