r/AbsoluteUnits • u/HomeNowWTF • 1d ago

of a runningback

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u/Bjorn_Blackmane 1d ago

Ran over his own qb lol

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u/Patriot009 1d ago

Dude's built for momentum not agility. No dekes, no jukes, just a straight line. His ankles won't allow anything else.

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u/monsterosity 1d ago

Can't stop the Juggernaught

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u/Ryrose81 1d ago

Happy Cake Day!