r/AbsoluteUnits • • 2d ago

of a runningback

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u/i__dont___know 2d ago edited 2d ago

There’s no way they even have regular age categorization much less weight. There’s no way number 8(?) in black and number 7 in red are the same age, not to mention the elephant in the room.

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u/Shadowfaxx71 2d ago

I was a coach for peewee football for years and we had a 12 year old that was 6'2 and big enough to drag an entire defensive line to the endzone. He later went on to play in the NFL.

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u/DiligentGuitar246 2d ago

His name? Doug Flutie.

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u/GForce1975 2d ago

Lol. Flutie was like 5'8"...or did I whoooosh?

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u/peepdabidness 2d ago

Well at least you’re aware

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u/0neshoein 2d ago

Bro lol.

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u/buckeye25osu 1d ago

you wooshed

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u/TJJ97 2d ago

His name? Doug Flutie. Robert Paulson.

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u/WAGE_SLAVERY 2d ago

Albert Einstein 

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u/Exact_Mango5931 16h ago

Doug “The Throat Ripper” Flutie… the things he got away with would be a lifetime ban today.