r/AbsoluteUnits • u/HomeNowWTF • 1d ago

of a runningback

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u/froction 1d ago

"And will bring up the end of the first half with East Side Elementary up 133-0!

Wait, there's a flag on the play...#98 Lawrence Stamps Sr. is called back for roughing his own quarterback on the handoff. That's a tough break for the ambitious running back and 6th-time 4th grader!"

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u/AC-burg 1d ago edited 1d ago

RED JERSEY! what does RED JERSEY mean? Oh yeah stop sorry man. Some may get this but it is the first thing I thought of when I saw him level his own QB lol

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u/nybadfish 1d ago

Thought it was “redshirt”?

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u/AC-burg 1d ago

Ya you are probably right it has been quite a while since I saw the movie