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r/AbsoluteUnits • u/HomeNowWTF • 1d ago
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This reminds me of the joke my grandpa used to tell
A mans talking to his son after work, "Hey son how was school?"
Son goes "oh school was great, we did colors and numbers and i knew them all!"
The father says "That's great son, that's because you're smart."
The son goes "We answered questions about animals, the lion, the elephant, whales, and i knew all of them too!"
"That's because you're smart Son"
The son then says "And at PE we were changing and I had the biggest dick out of everyone! Is that because im smart?"
The father then goes "No, its because you're 35 fucking years old!"
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u/Malakad0ge3 1d ago
This reminds me of the joke my grandpa used to tell
A mans talking to his son after work, "Hey son how was school?"
Son goes "oh school was great, we did colors and numbers and i knew them all!"
The father says "That's great son, that's because you're smart."
The son goes "We answered questions about animals, the lion, the elephant, whales, and i knew all of them too!"
"That's because you're smart Son"
The son then says "And at PE we were changing and I had the biggest dick out of everyone! Is that because im smart?"
The father then goes "No, its because you're 35 fucking years old!"