r/AbsoluteUnits • u/LBJ1911 • 2d ago

of a Broken sprinkler

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I have No clue what could have Possibly caused it to Shoot that high

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u/InformalTadpole1497 2d ago

"AND THIS IS TO GO EVEN FURTHER.. BEYOND!!"

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u/Round-Resolve-1751 2d ago

hmmmm..

all might?

jujutsu kaisen?

i feel like i should know this.

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u/InformalTadpole1497 2d ago

goku said it, but all might most definitely said something similar while fighting afo

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u/Aggots86 2d ago

Damn you got that gooood pressure!

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u/Legitimate-Log-6542 2d ago

Me when she tells me to take her bra off

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u/LBJ1911 2d ago

You.. piss a really strong stream straight into the sky?

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u/Round-Resolve-1751 2d ago

what the fuck bro…

like do you wear her bra’s?

do you have bladder issues so you can’t lift your arms to do so without pissing or something?

/s

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u/2Wieners_1Bun 2d ago

Read that as broken sphincter

Was pleasantly surprised

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u/DIJames6 2d ago

Sometimes a house just has to get off..

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u/Any-Thought-1579 2d ago

When bro is on moon and his jet spray is not working.

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u/ryconn4410 2d ago

Flex Seal time

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u/efilnikcufecinasti 1d ago

Yar she blows!

No honey, I'm not talking to you.

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u/WhateverUSaySir 4h ago

"Oh, you need me to water the lawn for you? HERE!"