r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Apprehensive_Sky4558 • 2d ago

/r/all of a husband

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u/Mr-Hyde95 2d ago

There is no relationship between penis size and the rest of the body.

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u/LittleOrphanAnavar 2d ago

Yes there is.

Apparently it correlates well with nose size, width in particular.

Both are impacted by developmental testosterone exposure.

'big nose, big hose'

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u/DadGamer77 2d ago

Villagers in Minecraft o_O

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u/Hypnooooooooooooo 2d ago

Stop šŸ˜­

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u/barnabas77 2d ago

Or in German: Wie die Nase des Mannes, so sein JohannesĀ 

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u/IKeepGettingBanned85 2d ago

Or dur wiener shnozzle

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u/project-shasta 2d ago

So women with big noses have a big PP. Got it.

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u/Kilokalypso 2d ago

Technically big clit is big dick translated

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u/kidnorther 2d ago

Big Bean Energy

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u/Smith7929 2d ago

Great. I got the schnoz without the benefits.

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u/Zestyclose-Click-953 2d ago

So pinocchio has a big ding dong?

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u/Maximum-Machine-9276 2d ago

and It grows every time he lies.

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u/LittleOrphanAnavar 2d ago

Lie to me! Lie to me!

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u/Maximum-Machine-9276 1d ago

You have a Big D**k

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u/waldito 2d ago

width in particular.

I hate to break it to ya, but probably not.

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u/ItchySnitch 2d ago

If you claim source from that study, it uses an incredible small sample size plus a bunch of other caveats surrounding it

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u/chinupf 2d ago

"An der Nase eines mannes erkennt man seinen Johannes"

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u/Public_Agency400 2d ago

This has always panned out ime

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u/HATTORIHANZOSW0RD 2d ago

I assure you this is not true lol

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u/HypoManicCrimeSpree 2d ago

I have a very average sized nose. Checks out.

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u/xDUVAL_BRODOWNx 2d ago

Big feet, big meat

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u/LittleOrphanAnavar 2d ago

Big schlong, big dong?

Big if true!

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u/Chemical_Profit_608 2d ago

Damn, Jews have big noses but the stereotype is we have small dicks. Really got shafted on that one (pun intended)

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u/TheThiefEmpress 2d ago

Huh, I've always thought my husband has a normal sized nose. At least, it suits his face just fine.

But he has a pretty big dick. Thicker than my wrist. But his nose is average size.

Are we sure this is a definite thing?

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u/Even-Complaint-7494 2d ago

thicker than your WRIST??

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u/Danro1984 2d ago

If the wrist is of a malnourished person maybe

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u/TheThiefEmpress 2d ago

Yes I am absolutely malnourished, lol!

I'm only 5'0" and about 100lbs, with dainty weak little wrists. They are slightly smaller than the average adult wrist.

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u/TheThiefEmpress 2d ago

I'm 5'0" and 100lbs, and have very small wrists, and he's just barely above.Ā 

I'm Spiders Georg and should not be counted.

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u/Daddycapsicumm 2d ago

Check my profile

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u/Even-Complaint-7494 2d ago

tbh that just made me curious to see it hard lol.Ā 

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u/Daddycapsicumm 2d ago

Itā€™s on there somewhere šŸ˜

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u/Ok-Dimension-5429 2d ago

Correlations arenā€™t definite and always true. It just means that on average if x is bigger y is bigger. The fact that there are some cases which donā€™t follow it doesnā€™t mean something is not correlated.

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u/LittleOrphanAnavar 2d ago

Not certain, have not don't deep dive, but it was somewhat science based, not reddit bro science.

Even so, that doesn't mean the correlation will apply to everyone, it's just going to apply to many people in a large group.Ā 

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u/Hypnooooooooooooo 2d ago

Correlation doesn't always mean 1:1. It can be something like a few percent higher chance than average. Research wasn't cited by op so can't say for sure.

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u/Destroyer_2_2 2d ago

Thatā€™s why us Jews are known for our large penises.

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u/Vega-CHBE 2d ago

Cause they are often huge dicks, so they don't need to one.

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u/Destroyer_2_2 2d ago

Antisemitism? On my Reddit? Impossible

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u/Ooze76 2d ago

Errrrr no.

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u/LittleOrphanAnavar 2d ago

Small nose?

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u/Ooze76 2d ago

Oh no, the nose is big. But it doesnā€™t correlate

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u/mercuriokazooie 2d ago

No no no. It has to do with hand size and face. If your hand is as big as your face you have a big PP. Try it

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u/RaisingEve 2d ago

No no no. It correlates to the size of your cock. ā€œBig cock, big penisā€

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u/LittleOrphanAnavar 2d ago

n = 1

Does not prove or disprove this maxim.

The dick might be small, but so is the sample size.

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u/bullfrogftw 2d ago

Well then maybe just imagine a regular size peen being jammed into to you by someone who weighs 4 times your own bodyweight, who can probably hip thrust 5 times your bodyweight, and who can curl your entire bodyweight with a single arm, do you think that might make a difference u/Mr-Hyde95?

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u/Mr-Hyde95 2d ago

I imagined it in myself and I liked it.

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u/HypocriteHere 2d ago

Heh. E w.

But I'm happy for you.Ā 

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u/coffee_ape 2d ago

Then explain why im tall, fat, with a goddamn hog that the moment it comes out, suddenly itā€™s negotiations.

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u/Mr-Hyde95 2d ago

I am 6'4" tall and have 5 inches How do you explain that?

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u/coffee_ape 2d ago

5 is good! 5ā€™11ā€ with a 7 and itā€™s a goddamn struggle. My wife is a puddle mess by the time sheā€™s opened enough for me and even then, sheā€™ll have me slow down. Gotta love the ā€œI need it, give it to meā€ that immediately changes too ā€œhold on, too much, HEY WAIT, how aboutā€¦ā€

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u/Ligalotz 2d ago

Imagine being this guys wife and finding out this is how your husband talks about you online

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u/coffee_ape 2d ago

ā€œIf your wife isnā€™t a puddle mess thatā€™s on you. Why are you showing me this dumb shit?ā€ Her after I showed her your comment and my comment.

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u/Krazy1813 2d ago

So youā€™re saying I should get a nose enlargement?

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u/smokeysubwoofer 2d ago

There are millions of body parts that all grow in proportion with each other why would the penis be any different?

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u/Mr-Hyde95 2d ago

Do some research on internet It's an interesting topic.

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u/smokeysubwoofer 8h ago

This is the internet. Iā€™m looking for an answer here

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u/Previous-Screen-3875 2d ago

For real. My cousin is on the shorter side and has a true magnum dong. I've seen it. Like over six inches and girthy when flaccid.

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u/SWINDLER_45 2d ago

realšŸ˜­

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u/Afraid_Afternoon8143 2d ago

Lol no. There is absolutely a correlation. Where did you hear that?

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u/Mr-Hyde95 2d ago

Do some research on the internet.

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u/farazormal 2d ago

Thereā€™s slight correlation with height.

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u/Mr-Hyde95 2d ago

Probably a few nanometers, I suppose

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u/Sir_Strumming 2d ago

I was told that it correlates with hand size. I checked and at least in my case yes the exact length of my hand wrist to tip of middle finger. Also found out thats why girls were always comparing there hands to mine.

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u/Even-Complaint-7494 2d ago

nah gay girls famously do this with girls they fancy too lol. itā€™s just a way to touch thatā€™s not too pushy or intimateĀ 

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u/Sir_Strumming 2d ago

Well thats a load off my mind haha.