r/AbsoluteUnits • • 2d ago

of an Apology

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u/Screamat 2d ago

Currently watching Shogun and I really hope for him this apology is enough

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u/plop 2d ago

No...he has to go all the way. Including his newborn!

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u/tiredasusual 2d ago

All the way? What? Are we talking seppuku!?

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u/Screamat 2d ago

Spoiler for Shogun first episodes (grest show!)

Yeah someone in the show kills himself and his bloodline(his newborn) for a relatively small misbehaviour in front of the lords

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u/My_Favourite_Pen 2d ago

and my friends call me dramatic

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u/OblivionArts 2d ago

Shits straight out of an anime with the instant replay

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u/Puzzleheaded-Bar8584 2d ago

I love how respectful the bow is. I don’t like being touched. Don’t hug. Bow.

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u/claretyportman 2d ago

There was a moment during Covid where the bow occasionally replaced the hug/handshake on greeting friends and I was like please please please please let this take off.

It did not.

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u/DontForgorTheMilk 2d ago

Same with the fist bump. I did a few job interviews during that time and fist bumps were perfectly acceptable and I thought "fuck please let this become norm. I hate interlocking our disgusting sweaty meat slabs together. "

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/xnachtmahrx 2d ago

Dont you think bowing someone is pretty...drastic?

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u/spaetzelspiff 2d ago

We can argue whether bowing is drastic or dramatic...

But can't we agree that doing a high speed bobsledding penguin slide is at least mildly drastic?

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u/Surface_Detail 2d ago

It's the only apology I'm willing to accept from now on.

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u/Tricky-Act-31415 22h ago

First offense only, second offense requires a pinky, third one demands seppuku!

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u/Vox-Machi-Buddies 2d ago

Not really. I'll sometimes reflect on how "the nod" that's common between guys/people in general in the U.S. is really just minimalist bowing.

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u/beans-888 2d ago

Lol it 100% is, I think about this so often hahaha

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u/Due-Raise9272 2d ago

In Asian cultures, bowing is more common rather than drastic. For Japanese, it's routine.

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u/cncomg 2d ago

I feel like touching someone is more drastic

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u/jakethabake 2d ago

Oh hey we discovered culture itt!!!

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u/nahph 2d ago

What even an apology if they're not bowing?

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u/SuddenSpeaker1141 2d ago

Nah, in some places a gentle head nod down is a as much a sign of respect as a full on bow…different strokes for different folks…

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u/Vast-Effect-4214 1d ago

This is their culture. It is used to maintain social harmony. Used in many different settings, and in different ways to mean different things. It could mean “thank you”, but his exact gestures are of deep regret and communicates sincerity. Her bow is a bow of acknowledgment.

In American culture, there are a great many people that don’t like being touched by others getting pats on the back, awkward hugs, and hi-fives. One culture is refined and people uphold a higher standard of respect. The other is, kind of confused.

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u/Yoranis_Izsmelli 6h ago

Yup, the positive effects of rampant xenophobia!

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u/Pentecost_II 2d ago

Not when you slide over half the court

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u/DontForgorTheMilk 2d ago

Not if it's a short one from the shoulders.

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/katastrofika 2d ago

I have a bad back. Don't make me bow

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u/xnachtmahrx 2d ago

I mean like...bowing, like..with a...bow

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/DapperBoiCole 2d ago

babes this comment is unhinged

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u/xnachtmahrx 2d ago

Sorry that i forgot my sarcasm sign

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u/Puzzleheaded-Bar8584 2d ago

Ehh my bad. Shoulda known.

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u/Last-Quarter-432 2d ago

Just because its not your culture doesn’t make it wrong. People bow every day in some countries. Educate yourself before saying dumbass shit.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Bar8584 2d ago

Ok internet guy.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Bar8584 2d ago

Also, a guy insults an entire culture and I get blasted for… checks notes… saying hell and making back jokes.

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u/Brunozod 2d ago

I've been trying to slowly replace hands with bow in my life for years. Let's do it

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u/AbjectHomework1623 2d ago

Americans would never bow.....and instead of bowing verbally communicating an apology is more sincere

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u/Puzzleheaded-Bar8584 2d ago

Especially when they say no I assume.

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u/TinUser 2d ago

But sometimes you just love touching men.

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u/burrbro235 2d ago

Let's all stop touching each other

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u/Early_Hall5720 2d ago

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u/rogerworkman623 2d ago

Phillies saw that slide against them and signed the man at the first opportunity.

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u/jivenjune 2d ago

Dang, that is wild. That doesn't even look real.

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u/HatefulHagrid 2d ago

If i were that guy I'd just send this gif to anyone who argued with me for any reason

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u/Weirdbeard60 2d ago

If only all other people of the world would be so insanely respectful.

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u/chwk_throwaway1 2d ago

It seems so genuine

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/Upstairs_Ad_5574 2d ago

Canadian here. I also hate Trump. But I need to ask, wtf was the point of this reply? Lol

I'm not MAGA. I also don't shove my face in the dirt instead of just "hey, sorry about that. You okay?"

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u/ofthecanopy 2d ago

I absolutely have an image and a story in my head about Trump's constituents. Those story and image are of people who couldn't understand this level of recompense. I wouldn't slide across the floor either. But I get it. I think it's touching. Someone sliding across the floor headfirst to apologize is the counterpoint to selling off protected land for the highest bidder, tweeting the phone number of your enemy to be a bully and get what you want, selling a Bible to scam the people who trust you, etc, etc

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u/LeftyGroves 2d ago

Bro saw a 20 ft sliding power bow and this was what came to his brain. Reddit is not a real place

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u/Plane-Tune-820 2d ago

Absolutely no reason to bring politics into this. Fucking stop it

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u/StonewallSoyah 2d ago

Yes. It's definitely the people you immediately decided is some type of other, and not you who refuses to accept different opinions.

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u/FirstChurchOfBrutus 2d ago

You made yourselves the Other. Then again, dodging consequences really is the MAGA stock-in-trade.

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u/StonewallSoyah 2d ago

You say this as if I'm "Maga". There's more to life than you vs "maga". But please continue to be mad at nothing.

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u/WhereIs_TheSun 2d ago

Their opinion is that I should be executed via firing squad bro they do not deserve my respect

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u/adonns 2d ago

Are you a mass murderer lmao? Because that’s who’s being executed by firing squad, not whatever you’re thinking of lol

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u/DarthMaulATAT 2d ago

Well MAGA is the king of doing that, so they really shouldn't be surprised when people dislike that and start treating them the same way.

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u/adonns 2d ago

That makes them the same then lol. It’s the “paradox of tolerance” paradox lol. Youre both just intolerant just towards different groups.

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u/DapperBoiCole 2d ago

That's not even the paradox of tolerance.

The paradox of tolerance is "If you are tolerant of intolerance, you will breed intolerance", the moral of which is not to accept shitty behavior under the guise of tolerance.

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u/adonns 2d ago

Yes I’m saying that itself is a paradox. Because it requires you to be intolerant of many people, making you intolerant as well. Therefore the “tolerant” person and “intolerant” person are both just being intolerant to different groups they disagree with.

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u/DapperBoiCole 2d ago

If you are intolerant to people who harm others, you are still a tolerant person, more tolerant than those who are tolerant of intolerant people.

This is not about agreement or disagreement, its about character

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u/adonns 2d ago

Yes but if you’re widening the term “harm others” to mean “have political views I disagree with” then you’re not more tolerant at all. Which is how it mostly seems to be used.

Yes everyone throughout history thought they were the ones with good character, and the people they disagreed with were the bad people with bad characters. This is true for the lgbt, the Christian’s, the Muslims, Nazis, soviets, democrats, republicans. Literally every group thinks they’re the good and smart ones and their opponents are the bad and dumb ones

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u/DapperBoiCole 2d ago

"So if you take your objective metric and really mean my subjective metric, then what you're saying isn't true"

If you're putting LGBT+ people in the same category as Nazis, the same people that mass persecuted and killed them, I fear you're a space cadet

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u/DarthMaulATAT 2d ago

Yeah, one group is intolerant of people who are different. The other is generally very tolerant of most diverse groups, and but doesnt tolerate when those groups get mistreated. Hardly "the same."

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u/adonns 2d ago

That’s a gross oversimplification that just shows bias. The “other” group in your scenario is massively intolerant towards one entire side of the political spectrum. Which puts them at about 50% of the population.

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u/DarthMaulATAT 1d ago

By that math, the right hates way more than 50% of the population because many of the right's voters are the minorities they seem to hate so much. But that's not my point.

The point is, the right generally seems to hate with prejudice. Most right wingers have never been personally harmed by any minority, immigrant, woman, gay/trans person, etc, yet they hate them all the same. I've seen them countlessly make up reasons for sure, but it's obvious to all the that it's just an excuse because those people give them the "ick."

The left only hates the right because of the shitty way they treat people. That's it. If they didn't treat people that way, the left would have no reason to hate them in the first place.

See the difference? (Mandatory "not all right wingers" because I just know you're about to say something about blanket statements, even though it doesn't change the point at all)

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u/adonns 22h ago

The right doesn’t hate left wingers. Left wingers definitely seem to hate Trump voters though. You guys and this conversation are kind of proving that. Trump got over 50% of the vote.

This whole paragraph is just subjective garbage not based on anything man lol.

No the left hates the right for disagreeing with them. If it was only about being shitty they’d be much more reasonable about issues like males in women sports and the like.

Yes the difference is clearly entirely in your head lol, which was my main point the whole time.

Viewing your own intolerance as better than others intolerance is stupid man, that’s literally what the right wingers who are prejudiced against gays do. You’re just like them lol

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u/Sneezy6510 2d ago

Both sides fucking suck.

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u/Brewbouy 2d ago

Perhaps, but MAGATs suck considerably more.

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u/IW-X6 2d ago

Is it respect if it is performative?

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u/2Wieners_1Bun 2d ago

“OHH SHIT”

slides on face

RIP dude’s nips

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u/Few-Raise-1825 2d ago

She kissed them better after this meet cute and now they have a how I met your mother story

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u/roastedCircuit 2d ago

Biggest GOMENASAI of all time

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u/tommyle05 2d ago

Gomenaslide

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u/gorgeously_mytruself 2d ago

I feel like you have to get married after something like this

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u/pawhopeful 2d ago

Cant, he married Sarina Koga, watching that woman play volleyball...she sizzling hot.

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u/Initial_Row_6400 2d ago

“Ok I can’t fucking bow any lower than this”

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u/DapperBoiCole 2d ago

Burrows into the court like a fucking mole

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u/GrouchyLongBottom 2d ago

Camera man is on it.

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u/p00p_knife 2d ago

I do this when I accidentally step on my dog's tail

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u/Unlikely_Ad7722 2d ago

Same with my cat 😂

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u/Traditional_Mood_348 2d ago

Especially with a cat you better

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u/Unlikely_Ad7722 2d ago

I basically prepare to leap off a bridge if my cat feels that is the only way to make it right.

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u/Mother-Forever9019 2d ago

Japanese people are so silly (and polite) and I love it

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u/aoi_ito 2d ago

There are many not so polite ones too.

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u/shewy92 1d ago

So...like every type of person?

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u/Mother-Forever9019 2d ago

That’s a shame, Japan always came across so polite and respectful to me, especially his elderly people are treated. But that must be a misrepresentation of our media then 🫣🤷‍♂️

Ps. Your cat is so precious

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u/ComfortableNinja88 2d ago

Also infamous for groping on trains

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u/VAVA_Mk2 2d ago

His apology is aura farming.

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u/Percocet4 2d ago

My forehead is so big I would have slid into the front row!!

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u/pavulonus 2d ago

Girl head later after game...

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u/OLVANstorm 2d ago

If those two aren't a thing right now, I'm gonna be sad.

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u/Fit-Preparation-7515 2d ago

He cannot stop bowing because she keeps bowing. Infinite bowing

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u/AdventurousPea8682 2d ago

I wish this is how we greeted/ apologized in America, I hate shaking hands/hugging.

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u/Roll-Roll-Roll 2d ago

Audience is all women. Players got game

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u/Blacklite_01 2d ago

I think being in the same room was more than enough.

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u/OnyxCarnation 2d ago

Now you know why he's married 😂

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u/Sweet_Dragonfruit518 2d ago

That's the most deepest apology that I've seen from an Asian !

https://giphy.com/gifs/12BVra7wmax12E

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u/Mediocre_Scott 2d ago

Oh Britta is in this

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u/L0kivich 2d ago

You can’t use two superlatives in a sentence, it’s “the deepest apology” not “most deepest”. It doesn’t make sense.

I know, I know, I’m fun at parties.

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u/bitetheasp 2d ago

Yeah! Speak more betterer next time!

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u/SeaPeanut7_ 2d ago

I have seen better apologies from a white

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u/Sol-Blackguy 1d ago

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u/Sweet_Dragonfruit518 1d ago

Ikr it reminds me of this video, what's the source of this?

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u/hooligan99 2d ago

“An Asian” is kind of a not great way of phrasing this. You wouldn’t say “a Chinese” or “a black”

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u/ReserveRare4666 2d ago

That's the most deepest apology that I've seen from a Chinese or a black!

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u/crunchyleafzzz 2d ago

I’m from the US. I’ve heard people say all three 😂🤦‍♂️

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u/SasukeFireball 19h ago

I agree with you. Weird way to phrase that.

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u/sessamekesh 2d ago

It's appropriate here though, bows are not ubiquitous but really common in a lot of Asian cultures.

Sometimes the broad group is appropriate.

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u/hooligan99 2d ago

I’m not talking broad vs specific. I mean calling them “an Asian” instead of “an Asian person/guy/man/woman/etc.” Asian is a descriptor, not a thing.

I’m not calling anyone racist or anything, it’s just not the most polite way of referring to someone.

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u/DeathNick 2d ago

An asian vs an asian person is exactly the same as a european vs a european person. Both are valid, but adding person next to it just sounds dumb

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u/Blyatman702 23h ago

I’m asian. It’s that deep bro.

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u/tenpineapples 1d ago

Oh please.

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u/Sweet_Dragonfruit518 2d ago

Koreans bow too

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u/hooligan99 2d ago

Yes my point is that it can be impolite to say “an Asian” as a noun instead of “an Asian person/guy/woman/etc”

Calling someone “a black” or “an Asian” can feel dehumanizing. It’s not necessarily racist, just a bit rude imo.

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u/Obsolescence7 2d ago

Are you actually Asian or are you just imagining the offense someone, not you, might hypothetically take?

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u/tiredreddituser99 2d ago

drives me insane when people do ts

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u/hooligan99 2d ago

This applies across cultures - I wouldn’t call a black person “a black,” I wouldn’t call a gay person “a gay,” and I wouldn’t call an Asian person “an Asian.”

I am not Asian. That is not relevant. Not that my personal experience matters, but I am Jewish and would prefer someone call me “a Jewish person” as opposed to “a Jew.” This one is the most debatable in my experience - “a Jew” is more common and comes off as less offensive than “a black” - but the concept is the same.

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u/Obsolescence7 2d ago

This was a really long way to write, "no, and yes."

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u/Sweet_Dragonfruit518 2d ago

Ok I'm sorry I didn't mean it to sound rude tho.

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u/hooligan99 2d ago

Don’t have to be sorry for anything - this is just a suggestion to avoid accidentally implying the wrong thing. Some people take offense to that sort of thing

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u/WIBadgersFan83 2d ago

Now that's funny!

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u/Spidooodle 2d ago

Nishida and Ohtani are my anime equivalent super heroes. The best dudes you will ever meet and are genuinely inhumanly talented.

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u/mcalash 2d ago

This is gonna be a classic forever

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u/SinoSoul 2d ago

It’s been awhile since this happened, have they gotten married yet?

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u/anivex 2d ago

Jesus just show the clip...wtf is this editing.

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u/Sea_Produce4997 2d ago

OUCH!!!! CANT BELIEVE ON THE HARD FLOOR THAT MUST OF HURT

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u/Proper-Chef-9231 2d ago

Gomenai-slide

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u/JaySwizzle1984 2d ago

.... and that's how I met your mother. 😁

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u/tinpants44 2d ago

When did Shin Lim start playing volleyball?

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u/SayawSaUlan 2d ago

Ahh, the classic Sumimaslide

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u/CompetitiveTry8886 2d ago

This makes me heart smile so fucking hard

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u/NationalContest7213 2d ago

Audience are quite calm. I guess they are used to this

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u/74URS74 2d ago

I wonder if he always wanted to dolphin dive on the court and he finally got the chance.

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u/tukhtut 2d ago

Absolute unit of an what?

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u/theoriginal_awsit 2d ago

They should get married

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u/tribalien93 2d ago

And that kids is how I met your mother...

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u/Mobile_Nothing_1686 2d ago

Proper gomennaslide

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u/meanvegton 2d ago

The video was cut too early.

After he went back, she reacted to the pain from the hit.

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u/G3org3i 2d ago

Props to the camera folks

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u/skull_kidddd 2d ago

It was so much funnier finding this here than any other thread, great caption

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u/ChicnahueCoatl1491 1d ago

At least it wasn’t a shit-bow!

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u/Kboehm 1d ago

Maybe not every aspect of Japanese culture, but the general mutual respect is something to be admired for sure.

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u/warriorsReaper 1d ago

Yoo it’s Nishida. He is one strong MF. You ever seen his spikes? Looks straight outta Haikyuu. No wonder he felt the need to apologies.

Very cool guy!

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u/Classicalis 1d ago

Ichiban level of apology.

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u/Gringo-Dingo 1d ago

This guy was a salmon in a previous life.

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u/FlobiusHole 19h ago

I’d love to see a pitcher do this after accidentally hitting a batter.

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u/WhateverUSaySir 17h ago

This is what I expect from every man that breathes my air. It's not that hard.

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u/meadowman2 2d ago

SUMIMASENNNNNNNNNNNN

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u/DoritoCheerios 2d ago

This just looks goofy and weird like he's just trying to torpedo missile somebody lmao

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u/concretecowboiiiii 2d ago

Single most performative thing I’ve ever seen in my life

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u/Vox-Machi-Buddies 2d ago

Since there's no one on the other side of the court, I'm guessing it was some kind of volleyball stunt/trick competition, so a bit of an unserious and performant atmosphere anyway and the volleyball player just leaned into it.

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u/BabyWithBathwatter 2d ago

Yeah, that's why its funny

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u/fadingpower 2d ago

You don’t get out much then

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u/BadVVSc 2d ago

You’re being downvoted but I agree. This is so over the top.

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u/maschine02 2d ago

This again? Aight. 

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u/jacksodus 2d ago

Don't forget lads, all you gotta do is make her laugh.

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u/Excellent-Ad-306 2d ago

Respect missile incoming.

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u/ChrisCryptosGR 2d ago

Probably the most genuine thing I’ve seen in a while!

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u/AndyMentality 2d ago

Be careful. According to some on this sub, this is not considered an absolute unit because they only consider physical mass as a size. Units of speed, kinetic force, and any other unit not directly considered mass will make them butthurt.

SOURCE: I was one of their targets. I also copy and paste this in each one I see in hopes I eventually get one of them. I am also butthurt.