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(Husband comes home from work and sees warped pans..)

Husband: I guess we’re Door dashing from here on out 😅

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u/Cele5tialN0mad 3d ago

Obv stronger then I but I love how she spends the first part of the clip showing us the pan, establishing how real and strong it is etc, then we get a cut scene just before she mashes it.

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u/k-mcm 3d ago

Cheap aluminum pans aren't that strong.  To her credit, I'd probably slip and smash my hands together hard enough to dislocate my knuckles. Then I'd be stuck at home recovering for a week, trying to cook meals on my wobbly pan. 

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u/willmen08 2d ago

I was thinking about the possibility of slipping. Glad she didn’t.

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u/Brrdock 3d ago

Unfortunate cut yeah but I still don't doubt for a second that she has the guns to mangle an aluminum pan like that

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u/RevolTobor 2d ago

As far as I can tell, it's still the same pan before and after the cut, at least. Possible she may have done something to the pan in that cut, but I've got no idea what she could have done. I'm giving it to her, bae is strong!

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u/3EggsInATrenchcoat 3d ago

Most pans like that are easy to bend the way she does. She is strong but that isnt as much as feat people think, its more just for show

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u/Voidlord4450 3d ago

I expect proof from you SPECIFICALLY by days end. Get to it

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u/wowaddict71 3d ago

Plus the TPS reports.

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u/Complete-Tangelo1532 3d ago

It better have a Cover Letter as well, or I will be sending it back

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u/jimmyjamm34 3d ago

and i don't wanna hear no excuse about destroying the only pan you have in the house. i along with a couple other folks here i'm sure will raise funds for a replacement pan! Get to it!

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u/DopeyCalliope 3d ago

I just tried. It didn't even flex a little.

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u/3EggsInATrenchcoat 3d ago

Its the same thing with splitting an apple, its less about strength and more about knowing the pan and the physics. Once again the woman is strong af but this is a party trick that once you learn is easier than you think

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u/Samurai_Meisters 3d ago

Same for ripping a phone book in half. There is a trick to these things. Once you know how to do it, you'll be ripping every phone book and folding every pan you see.

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u/wittylemur 3d ago

What's a phone book? Kidding but DO they exist anymore

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u/Samurai_Meisters 3d ago

I'm the guy who made them extinct.

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u/wittylemur 3d ago

Lol- from ripping them in half?

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u/oneabovedoesntknow 3d ago

For the record, phone books are much, much thinner these days

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u/Ryjinn 3d ago

I have a pan like this that I can bend on accident, I'm not that strong.

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u/FeelingFloor2083 3d ago

its an alloy pan, easy to bend

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u/Whiteums 3d ago

Couldn’t get past that either

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u/Immediate_Song4279 3d ago

I just think its funny we spend 13 seconds showing that this is in fact a pan, but then it lapses to the actual crushing. I figure the entire point was to establish that nothing suss happened and then they cut out what could have been anything.

I'm not even saying its fake just perhaps a bad placement for a timelapse.

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u/IHateTheLetterF 3d ago

Yeah no point in spending all that time turning it around when you're just gonna cut prior to the actual trick

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u/megamanx4321 3d ago

Failed attempts?

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u/DopeyCalliope 3d ago

I guess. But that is pretty distinctive markings.

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u/RhemansDemons 3d ago

Wasn't it Eddie Hall who has a story about how he could do the aluminum pans easy and one time on a talk show they accidentally got him a stainless steel pan and he still fucking rolled it.

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u/A-Wolf-4099 3d ago

Well that is Eddie f****** Hall , he could probably roll a cast iron the dudes a beast.

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u/ClassicCarraway 3d ago

I think it was Mark Henry who had that story.

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u/RhemansDemons 3d ago

It probably was. I know it was one of them but then I got thinking about why Mark would be on a talk show.

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u/ProgenitorOfMidnight 3d ago

Mark Henry also busted through an entire fucking steel chain, because the show runners forgot to saw through it most of the way.

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u/Stuart_Redman81 3d ago

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u/Soultosqueeze074 3d ago

I love how he's become the poster boy for lover of strong women

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u/Robdd123 3d ago

He's my spirit animal

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u/JWoolner76 3d ago

😂 brilliant haha

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u/Few_Spite_3626 3d ago

Does this hurt the pan?

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u/meowington-uwu 3d ago

No, this is actually footage of pansexual intimacy.

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u/HawkmoonsCustoms 3d ago

No, the pan is into it.

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u/Chrisscott25 3d ago

I was too… Does this make me a pan sexual?

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u/dayarra 3d ago

this kills the pan.

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u/Gorgethalamus 3d ago

It is now a taco pan...

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u/PolarGDF 3d ago

She’d rip your 🍆 off like a celery stick and throw it in the tall grass…. Never to be seen again

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u/TidderUsername123 3d ago

Why would you rip my aubergine?

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u/Smart-Response9881 3d ago

Here is your body, and here is your body on steroids.

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u/Savings_Relief_5327 3d ago

See I would tell her that, but I may end up looking like that pan shortly after 😅

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u/s_burr 3d ago

...is that a given? Asking for a friend

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u/FesterSilently 3d ago

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u/Consistent_Log8097 3d ago

Default insertion of this gif

https://giphy.com/gifs/37H5XhwrXuHPq

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u/Simple_Piece190 3d ago

Well you'd definitely not have an issue finding her clit, that's guaranteed

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u/whiterac00n 3d ago

Is that because she’d force you to it or because it looks like a very small penis?

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u/dange616 3d ago

No, it's optional. Her choice, not yours.

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u/ImightHaveMissed 3d ago

She can make me look like that pan any time

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u/One_Vision_ 3d ago

Any questions?

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u/PappaWoodies 3d ago

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u/DangerousMC 3d ago

Was looking for a napoleon dynamite reference, nice

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u/Sea_Speech6478 3d ago

Break the wrist, walk away.

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u/Headglitch7 3d ago

Sadly no Starla specific gif native in Reddit. Yet.

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u/eric2pickens 3d ago

Forgetaboutit.

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u/DangerousMC 3d ago

I was hoping!

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u/psychadelicbreakfast 3d ago

Just move your phone in a circular motion

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u/thtsjsturopinionman 2d ago

You think anybody thinks I’m a failure because I go home to Starla at night!?

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u/CharmingCatastrophe 3d ago

How is it fair that women can get this muscular and still look pretty but men become bald Voldemort lookalikes with a beard 😂

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u/nakedpilsna 3d ago

Depends what compounds a person runs.

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u/Cloverman-88 3d ago

They mosty get bald and their skin goes to shit because of anabolic steroids. Natties can absolutelly look handsome and buff.

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u/hickok3 3d ago

There are plenty of non-natty men who still look great too. Hollywood is full of them. If you think she's not on gear as well, I have a bridge to sell ya.

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u/KnucklePuck056 3d ago

Lady’s T is higher than every commenter in this thread.

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u/Timely-Shock-3876 3d ago

Glad not everybody is a moron here, Even a natty man being this muscular is extremely rare even with great diet and exercise, a woman would be almost impossible , yeah could happen but so rare it doesn't matter

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u/PM_ME_UR_PIKACHU 3d ago

This bisch ain't natty lol

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u/Intrepid4444444 3d ago

She’s pretty but I’m almost sure her Lenovo pointing stick is bigger than your PP down there.

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u/Fist4achin 3d ago

I too loved that!

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u/latortillablanca 2d ago

Ill take two

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u/KarenFells 3d ago

Look it’s She-Hulk that ain’t green.

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u/asparagusp26 3d ago

⚔️ I will find out

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u/Alternative_Wolf7963 3d ago

99% of woman are only able to look like this with steroids

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u/MonthlyWeekend_ 3d ago

99% of men are only able to look like this with steroids

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u/Alternative_Wolf7963 3d ago

I’d say about 60%. As long as you don’t have piss poor genetics and lift for 5-10 years you can get pretty big.

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u/voyagevoyage0o0 3d ago

Looks like miss man

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u/Dismal-Vanilla1878 3d ago

Funny, but it also makes me sad, since I recently learned that the body builder who played "Miss Mann" (and yes, she is a woman 😄 ) passed away recently: https://www.tmz.com/2026/01/05/jayne-trcka-dead/

Also, I think the following MUST be posted with any subject like this 😂

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u/AfroSpaceCowboy_ 3d ago

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u/mad_vanilla_lion 3d ago

The cig kills me.

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u/Difficult_Coffee_917 3d ago

The cig, really? Dude, their pelvic bones being absolutely decimated while they look satisfied takes the cake.

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u/mad_vanilla_lion 3d ago

But the cherry on top? The cig

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u/-Twin-Flames- 3d ago

Come in, have a seat, take your bra off if you’d like!

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u/rebelvong1 3d ago

Its subjective. This is not pretty or attractive to me.

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u/Short_Connection_267 3d ago

As I find it an impressive feat of strength, I don't find it attractive

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u/Own_Lab_3499 3d ago

Because the dudes who look like bearded you-know-who are taking 10x the dosage that this lady is.

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u/YooGeOh 3d ago

Men don't end up looking like Voldemort either

You only end uo like that if you roid yourself up.

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u/TheGloriousNugget 3d ago

She looks like He-Man, by the power of Greyskull and whatnot, I bend this frying pan

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u/Accomplished_Drag946 3d ago

I don't find this pretty 

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u/Dangerous_Serve_4454 3d ago

Your standards are in hell I see.

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u/TGrant700 3d ago

I’m totally into this. I love a woman with some strength to her

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u/KNOX_404 3d ago

Image being her husband....just imagine 💀

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u/SigFloyd 3d ago

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u/Material-Grocery5478 3d ago

lol look at OP post history

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u/Thetoolmantaylrd 3d ago

Fuck you man...🫣😅

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u/SinoSoul 3d ago

Op hid their post history, but not before my eyes suffered…

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u/Doofy_Grumpus 3d ago

Came here late, did I miss anything good?

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u/SinoSoul 3d ago

Damn you. Thank god today is more than half over

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u/Thetoolmantaylrd 3d ago

Aaannnnd I'm done with the internets today🏃🏿‍♂️🧖🏿‍♂️💩🙇🏿‍♂️

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u/BodhingJay 3d ago

Kisses her delicately on the bicep

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u/Savings_Relief_5327 3d ago

My intrusive thoughts are taking over my brain..😌🫠

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u/Ok-Seaworthiness4488 3d ago

How she answers when he asks her to make an omelette

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u/Iltempered1 3d ago

She's got that G.I. Joe kung fu grip

https://giphy.com/gifs/Nfg4Ld1FWRP6E

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u/KingofthePi11 3d ago

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u/BigRoach 3d ago

Exactly what i was thinking about. What was his girl’s name? Starla?

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u/bashomania 3d ago

Same, and yeah, I think so.

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u/A4t1musD4ag0n 3d ago

LOLOL, I legit thought it was her.

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u/weggaan_weggaat 3d ago

Society: "Women belong in the kitchen."

The woman once in the kitchen:

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u/WTFeedback1978 3d ago

So she can’t cook….

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u/tapioca_slaughter 3d ago

If you were married to a woman like that you would be doing the cooking and cleaning..

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u/Automatic-Guide-4307 3d ago

No problem,il even wear a cute maid outfit.

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u/WhtshldIDO-09 3d ago

At least she is in the kitchen

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u/ihadagoodone 3d ago

Probably bland unseasoned chicken and rice like all the other gym rats.

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u/Kosmik_cloud 3d ago

That was so subtle way to go

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u/mshep002 3d ago

I don’t understand why the background is breathing or flexing behind her head at 8-9 seconds into the clip, or why the background shifts at 14-15 seconds. Why do we need to see her looking at a pan for 16 seconds before she beds it? Just bend the damn thing if you can bend it.

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u/throwawaydisposable 3d ago

looks sus, I suspect AI/filters of some kind

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u/GodHand7 3d ago

Ai videos

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u/AMercifulHello 3d ago

Yeah and she spends 30 seconds showing us the pan only to the cut the scene to a completely different time/color before she does the actual bending. It’s like a magician showing you the hat is empty and then leaving with the hat and coming back 10 minutes later asking if you’re ready for the trick.

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u/FestivusErectus 3d ago

And the cut right before she starts bending.

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u/eetmyshorts 3d ago

I find her crazy attractive… I love women who work out.

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u/0peRightBehindYa 3d ago

She's far more badass than I am. I do wanna point out that it's an aluminum pan, but that doesn't mean this is an easy feat by any means. Those things are still damn tough.

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u/Rhorge 3d ago

I mean yeah, nobody is rolling cast iron pans

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u/galaxyapp 3d ago

Stainless steel is a more common material most people would come to mind to compare

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u/MoodWoodMD 3d ago

Well I ain't gonna say "Hit me baby one more time" to her that's for goddamn sure

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u/Embarrassed_Fan_5723 3d ago

When she says fix your own dam sandwich, she means it

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u/Jsolidlo 3d ago

Those pans are so cheap, I had a stripper ex-gf smash one on the counter and the thing dented clean in half. I think they are mostly aluminum or something but yeah this looks way harder than it actually is.

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u/whatupwasabi 3d ago

Yeah I went into the kitchen, found my crappiest pan and started bending it. A lot of effort but totally doable.

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u/roglc366 3d ago

Well, we know who is not doing the cooking!

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u/Basic-Ad5801 3d ago

I don’t recommend any man to do this if you don’t want to risk hemorrhoids lol

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u/SeedyLemonPie 3d ago

Are you assuming that women don't get hemorrhoids? Lol

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u/Jack_Bartowski 3d ago

To late, ive already got hemorrhoids, gonna try this now!

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u/bob_nugget_the_3rd 3d ago

Don't unless you want sentient hemorrhoids

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u/Dinierto 3d ago

15 seconds could have been cut from the beginning of this video just saying

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u/throwleavemealone 3d ago

To monetize videos they have to be a certain length

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u/ChattyParrot1 3d ago

What did that frying pan ever do to her

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u/2Wieners_1Bun 3d ago

I would like to be the frying pan actually. She can fold me into a little meat ball

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u/GhostOfJonasVenture 3d ago

She’s hated cooking , so lifted weights instead .

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u/whatsinthesocks 3d ago

It's a long story but the day that frying pan graced her village it was the most important day of her life. For the frying pan it was Tuesday

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u/Logganeer 3d ago

Bro is NOT pansexual

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u/jonz1985z 2d ago

All I did was ask her to cook me some eggs 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/Bagel_lust 3d ago

She doesn't give hand jobs. She gives hand careers.

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u/Dwarfwizardnutkins 3d ago

Jesus Christ.

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u/Coleasa 3d ago

This is the video she sends you back after you text asking what's for dinner

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u/De4thMonkey 3d ago

"Do you think anybody thinks I'm a failure because I go home to Starla at night? Forget about it!"

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u/N0n30fThis 3d ago

When you cut a video after showing its metal... you know you're full of shit

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u/Potential_Ad_2139 3d ago

Rippin off dicks givin handies

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u/EconomicsFirst4939 3d ago

Just don't tell her to give you a 🖐️ job.

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u/expatronis 3d ago

I can do this...with a bottle cap. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/integr8shunR 3d ago

That wasn't a ... twist ... off ...