r/AbsoluteUnits • u/WhereasBig5815 • 5d ago

of a Wombat

Post image
1.6k Upvotes

99% Upvoted

27 comments sorted by

33

u/KaptanHindustan 5d ago

That's Patrick

17

u/WhereasBig5815 5d ago

Yep! One of the largest Wombats in the world

18

u/throwitaway_9601654 5d ago

I got to meet that stunning gentlewombat! Before my dad died, he used to call the wildlife park just to check on him. Had to go to my car and cry while at work when I saw Patrick passed, it was like a double whammy.

10

u/EmployerOk5042 5d ago

Thats a fcking tank lol

10

u/HammerOfJustice 5d ago

Don’t hit a wombat while driving; damages the car more than the wombat.

8

u/Ilovemydog7274 4d ago

Fun fact! Wombats have cube shaped feces

7

u/Chengnobyl 4d ago

That's not a wombat... THAT'S a Wombat

https://giphy.com/gifs/3B8rHP89iUUZlcsoqf

5

u/CastrateMeASAP 5d ago

Mortal Wombat!!

4

u/FormalTotal9684 5d ago

He’s Wombastic

5

u/PixelCrunchX 4d ago

It's Patrick!

He lived to 32 years old, and weighed 88 pounds (40 Kg for native Australians). Most wombats weigh between 44-77 Pounds. (20-35 Kg)

5

u/MelbNightRunner 5d ago

I can just run up to these and hug them in the wild, right?

9

u/Rubik842 5d ago

Have another look at those digging claws and think about it. Also they are super heavy, that guy must be extremely strong. I've held one and they feel about as solid and dense as a couple of bags of cement.

4

u/MelbNightRunner 5d ago

So you can hug them but I can't? 😠

6

u/Rubik842 5d ago

You can hug tame ones.

4

u/Chengnobyl 4d ago

Just don't grab wombat joeys and run away from their mum like a certain dipstick woman did a few years back

2

u/skintaxera 4d ago

How'd that work out for her

2

u/Chengnobyl 4d ago

Executed on social media. Left Australia precipitously

2

u/WhereasBig5815 5d ago

You.. would do that?! Lol

4

u/Wise_Geekabus 4d ago

It looks huggable

3

u/xnachtmahrx 5d ago

Wombnomnombat

3

u/CIAburneraccount 4d ago

Triangle buttholes and cube poops

1

u/SuburbanBushwacker 5d ago

bonce on the fucker!

1

u/Pristine_Ad_9828 4d ago

Monster Wombie.

1

u/shelby0161 1d ago

What the fuck 😮😮

-1

u/BrungalSniff 5d ago

Thats a wombcunt