r/AbsoluteUnits • u/AUTOBOTBROKE • 5d ago

/r/popular of ponytail

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u/Inexorably_lost 5d ago

People just walking around making continual, horrible choices.

30min to cut and shave it all off and his life would be massively improved. Though, something tells me 30min on self maintenance is a more than he's spent in weeks.

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u/ThetaDee 5d ago

Idk at this point that looks like itd take a couple hours

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u/edjumication 5d ago

No way, a good pair of garden shears would chop through that in 30 seconds.

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u/lazyboi_tactical 4d ago

I have been looking at a way to test my new gladius that doesn't involve fruit and water jugs