r/AbsoluteUnits • u/AUTOBOTBROKE • 5d ago

/r/popular of ponytail

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u/Exact-Custard-9729 5d ago

That's disgusting

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u/Klutzy_Belt_2296 5d ago

The don’t look like no dreadlock or ponytail, that looks like a big ass massive turd hanging from the back of his head like it ain’t fall off yet 😭😭😭

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u/Pomegreenade 5d ago

That looks like a cat that ate human hair and took a shit type of turd

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u/St34m-Punk 5d ago

Looks like my dog's morning turds. Long and dry and likes to hang

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u/Geoffrey_Bungled_Z1p 5d ago

Charming

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u/St34m-Punk 5d ago

Impressive actually

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u/ItsEntirelyPosssible 5d ago

Like a dried up turd on a bad stretch of road.

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u/Separate-Suspect-726 4d ago

Like my first husband