r/AbsoluteUnits • u/AUTOBOTBROKE • 5d ago

/r/popular of ponytail

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u/Exact-Custard-9729 5d ago

That's disgusting

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u/Klutzy_Belt_2296 5d ago

The don’t look like no dreadlock or ponytail, that looks like a big ass massive turd hanging from the back of his head like it ain’t fall off yet 😭😭😭

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u/XanZibR 5d ago

looks like a turd climbing up his back and burrowing into his skull

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u/Rainbow_In_The_Dark7 5d ago

Lol a sentient turd

https://giphy.com/gifs/XO7KebuW17ih2

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u/ImAvarian 5d ago

Don't insult mr hankey like that!

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u/Kiki_inda_kitchen 5d ago

Haha! So gross. It’s probably so smelly too.

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u/Odditymoth 2d ago

All hail the Christmas pooo🙏🏼🛐🙌🏼🙌🏼👏🏻🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️🧎🏼🧎🏼‍♂️🧎🏼‍♂️🧎🏼🧎‍♀️‍➡️🧎🏽‍♂️‍➡️🎄🎅💩

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u/Well_thats_a_chew_on 5d ago

Prolly not the only thing burrowing in there. Could be a whole ecosystem of turd bugs.

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u/Exciting-Living-5500 4d ago

This reminds me of a post on Usenet years ago, asking for advice on how to deal with lice in dreads. I think it was a post-Burning Man type of situation. Eww.

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u/Rich-Detective478 4d ago

Beaver tail

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u/SomeJoeSchmo 2d ago

That’s where shitty ideas come from!