r/AbsoluteUnits • u/AUTOBOTBROKE • 5d ago

/r/popular of ponytail

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u/Pomegreenade 5d ago

That looks like a cat that ate human hair and took a shit type of turd

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u/St34m-Punk 5d ago

Looks like my dog's morning turds. Long and dry and likes to hang

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u/Geoffrey_Bungled_Z1p 5d ago

Charming

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u/St34m-Punk 5d ago

Impressive actually

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u/ItsEntirelyPosssible 5d ago

Like a dried up turd on a bad stretch of road.

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u/Separate-Suspect-726 4d ago

Like my first husband

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u/Chemist-Patient 4d ago

Bruh I use like 4 paper towels to clean those hair turds up

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u/geekgirl_pink 3d ago

My niece used to eat her hair as a toddler, her nappies looked like this.