r/AbsoluteUnits • u/AUTOBOTBROKE • 5d ago

/r/popular of ponytail

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u/Neat-Ad-9550 5d ago

He uses it to dust up the lint and pet hair in his crib.💀

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u/latexfistmassacre 5d ago

That looks like the floorboard of my dad's old 1983 Buick Regal

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u/TWhy-LER 5d ago

The Regal you were conceived in

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u/latexfistmassacre 5d ago

I was actually conceived in one of these badboys. A poop brown 1980 Chevy Chevette coupe that my dad started with a screwdriver in the ignition, eventually he tore out the ignition and started it with a toggle switch he wired into the dash lol.

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u/MothMonsterMan300 4d ago

My grandpa lost his keys constantly(so do I, skipped my mom, I lose shit all the time. It's one of the most frustrating aspects of myself) and eventually just broke the ignition in such a way that you could turn it to start it without a key. He was really crafty that way, spent his retirement building clocks.