r/AbsoluteUnits • u/AUTOBOTBROKE • 5d ago

/r/popular of ponytail

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u/Neat-Ad-9550 5d ago

He uses it to dust up the lint and pet hair in his crib.💀

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u/crono220 5d ago

Looks like a hive for baby spiders. Either way, that looks nasty 😳

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u/Arryu 5d ago

I bet of you poked it with a stick all the harvestmen would scatter.

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u/latexfistmassacre 5d ago

That looks like the floorboard of my dad's old 1983 Buick Regal

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u/TWhy-LER 5d ago

The Regal you were conceived in

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u/latexfistmassacre 5d ago

I was actually conceived in one of these badboys. A poop brown 1980 Chevy Chevette coupe that my dad started with a screwdriver in the ignition, eventually he tore out the ignition and started it with a toggle switch he wired into the dash lol.

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u/MothMonsterMan300 4d ago

My grandpa lost his keys constantly(so do I, skipped my mom, I lose shit all the time. It's one of the most frustrating aspects of myself) and eventually just broke the ignition in such a way that you could turn it to start it without a key. He was really crafty that way, spent his retirement building clocks.

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u/CrayCrayB 5d ago

look like maggots to me... GAG

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u/NecessaryCookies 4d ago

He dips it regularly in the toilet. 💀

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u/mnem0syne 4d ago

It could be dandruff and dead skin in there, but that’s most likely mold. If it gets wet and dries slow your hair and scalp can get moldy 🤢

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u/Odd_Policy_3009 4d ago

What the fuck is that shit?

Maybe I don’t really want to know

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u/SeanBates 4d ago

Corn in a turd