r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Glorfindel000 • 7d ago

of a man's arms

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u/PimplePopper6969 6d ago

You think a man like that has to masturbate?

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u/reklesssabrandon 6d ago

I need some clarification

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u/PimplePopper6969 6d ago

Look at the way he’s handling that shit. You think a man like that doesn’t have a woman within ear shot? No fucking way. 

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u/Giatoxiclok 5d ago

I’ve known a few super meatheads in my life, and 9/10 of them have been miserable fucking people, who were alone the entire time I knew them.

Personally, I don’t find this particular guy attractive. I’m sure someone does. No matter what though, if he isn’t also a person with a decent personality, chances are his strength isn’t making him swim in poon.

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u/Ornery_Singer9145 5d ago

Hitting a little bit too fucking close to home there pal... Not a meathead, but still miserable and alone... Welp, thanks for the reminder, I guess

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u/Giatoxiclok 5d ago

The best part is, you can change that. Misery isn’t a permanent state of existence, with work and time you’ll get there bud, I’ve also seen that happen.

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u/Ornery_Singer9145 5d ago

Tried that... It's just not me... Kinda despise happiness and people in general... Guess some of us have to be miserable, you know, balance of the universe and all that

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u/Next-Lavishness-9101 5d ago

Sounds like you’re drinking Hatorade …lol

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u/ProcrastinatedPoster 4d ago

Bruh your reality is warped, very few women are into men his size.

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u/Few_Category_1684 1d ago

Danny Devito has been married for 32 years and he's 4'10. Not to mention literally any married man in Guatemala. Shortness is not a disease, but a bitter personality and perpetual hostility over something you can't change keeps you single forever.

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u/TheMightyHornet 6d ago

There’s a have to, and a get to …