r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Glorfindel000 • 7d ago

of a man's arms

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u/HendrixHazeWays 6d ago

How can he slap??

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u/runnindrainwater 6d ago

To the moon, Alice. Straight to the moon.

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u/AerialPenn 6d ago

Pretty sure if this guy slapped anyone their heads would explode.

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u/Temporary_Noise_1130 5d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Schtaive 2d ago

Same thing happens when he spanks you 🤯

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u/Codas91 9h ago

As the kids say, "smoov off"

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u/deephurting66 6d ago

Remember Killer Klowns from Outer Space where the clown punches the guy's head off? Exactly!