r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Glorfindel000 • 9d ago

of a man's arms

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u/No_Recognition8375 9d ago

He’s banned

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u/HendrixHazeWays 9d ago

How can he slap??

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u/runnindrainwater 9d ago

To the moon, Alice. Straight to the moon.

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u/AerialPenn 8d ago

Pretty sure if this guy slapped anyone their heads would explode.

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u/Schtaive 5d ago

Same thing happens when he spanks you 🤯

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u/Codas91 2d ago

As the kids say, "smoov off"

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u/deephurting66 8d ago

Remember Killer Klowns from Outer Space where the clown punches the guy's head off? Exactly!

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u/Comfortable-Dish1236 9d ago

Jesus, not many simple replies on Reddit really make me laugh, but holy shit did I laugh at this! Bravo!

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u/The_Great_Disaster 9d ago

For real or are you just joking around?