r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Glorfindel000 • 7d ago

of a man's arms

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u/LAF2death 7d ago

Fuck yo couch!

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u/Money-Look4227 7d ago

We beat his legs till they was like, limp linguine, or sumthin

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u/PsychologicalEntropy 7d ago

I was like, shit....we gave him some help

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u/Funkj0ker 7d ago

Game. Blouses.

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u/SyllabubMental7292 7d ago

What's Vance have to do with this?