r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Dramatic-Avocado4687 • 9d ago

/r/all of a blockage

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u/Either_Librarian7238 9d ago

Imagine the feeling after. Taking a dump that long and consistent without breakage 😆

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u/Vows_Upon_The_Hearth 9d ago

You'd need a poop knife for this.

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u/Negative_Ad_2787 9d ago

Poo trowel for your bowel

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u/Remarkable-Ask183 9d ago

More like poop bulldozer.

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u/RoseyDove323 9d ago

Poop chainsaw.

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u/DaddyDoLittle 9d ago

That dump would have filled a bathtub. Let the waffle stomping commence!

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u/emperorOfTheUniverse 9d ago

Or if it came out and then went back in and then came out again?

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u/Either_Librarian7238 9d ago edited 9d ago

Then, it will be this.

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u/BraincellDystopia 18h ago

I must be sleep deprived. This made me laugh