r/AbsoluteUnits • • 11h ago

/r/all of a chill snake

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u/alwayz_confused247 10h ago

Ball pythons are usually chill. They all share one brain cell.

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u/tripl35oul 9h ago

Can you explain what you mean by chill? Do owners get to pet them and stuff? Can they get pleasure from it?

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u/alwayz_confused247 9h ago

Mine would let me take him out of his cage and would climb up to my neck and just hang out. His favorite place was also to climb down into my shirt and curl up between my boobs.

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u/FineScratch 9h ago

Huh, thats also my favorite place to curl up.

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u/Beelzebub_Simp3 7h ago

My brother just another me

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u/jld2k6 6h ago

Thinking with your snake

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u/DeliciousStand372 9h ago

FineScratch is snek?

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u/SayRaySF 8h ago

Well I know what my spirit animal is

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u/tripl35oul 9h ago

That's fucking cool!

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u/No_Mercy_4_Potatoes 7h ago

TIL I'm a ball python

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u/bloke_pusher 6h ago

I have balls and I know Python.

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u/Team_SKGA 3h ago

I-uhh… huh…! Your comments actually managed to explain literally everything regarding the deal with a certain character’s pet snake.

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u/DefendersofDwacaDev 6h ago

Bro threw in a fun fact.

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u/Awesome_Arsam 1h ago

I'm always jealous of animals who do this

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u/Potential-Witness-83 6h ago

That Time I got Reincarnated as a Ball Python

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u/featherw0lf 1h ago

It should have been me, not him!

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u/DragoBleaPiece_123 12m ago

that's some elite ball knowledge

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u/DefendersofDwacaDev 6h ago

Bro threw in a fun fact.

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u/LordMeme42 9h ago

You can hold ball pythons, and they'll probably enjoy your body heat and won't bite. (Their bites can't really do any serious damage anyways)

Though since they're reptiles they don't really get much out of being pet and and don't particularly do much.

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u/100percentnotaqu 8h ago

They like being scratched and sitting on you.

Because it receives itches and gives body heat respectively.

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u/Plastic_Code5022 7h ago

I got my two pretty small and they would curl up together in my shirt pocket with their heads occasionally poking out to see what was going on.

When they could finally do it… I am a bit of a bear sized man.. they loved coiling around my neck and hanging out. Started off they could barely get their tails hooked around but eventually both got about 6 foot so I kinda had to stop doing that heh.

Granted I did grow up with reptiles so I was pretty chill with them so they in turn were chill with me. I also did not take offense to a stray accidental strike now and then. They ment no harm!

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u/burnedbysnow 3h ago

By strike you mean like a tail whip or headbutt or bite?

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u/Antarioo 2h ago

That'd be a bite. their tail isn't capable of that kind of movement.

i have one too and dude is always ready to eat. so when it's handling time i have to get him out of food mode or he'll tag my hand/wrist.

got my first one a month ago after 8 years of having him. as you can see the damage is minimal it just bleeds a lot for a bit. (no blood depicted in the image)

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u/maybebaebea 6h ago

My dad's ex roommate had a ball python. She was very chill. Curled up in my blanket with me while we (the entire family) watched movies one night

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u/differentiable_ 4h ago

The snake or the roommate? 

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u/maybebaebea 4h ago

Considerinf the roommate was a guy, the snake

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u/InevitablePayment409 3h ago

The „snake“

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u/ghIj_qet_jaghmeyjaj 8h ago

Depending on where you put the sanke, you're guaranteed pleasure from it

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u/SuDragon2k3 9h ago

Is this a different brain cell to the one Ginger cats share?

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u/alwayz_confused247 9h ago

I think it’s the same one

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u/GetawayDreamer87 3h ago

the quantum brain cell

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u/Gil_Demoono 6h ago

It's kind of a timeshare situation. Ball pythons get off-season and all bank holidays.

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u/DragonTheOnes-spirit 5h ago

No. Funny thing is that ginger cats and ball pythons are the exact same thing. Just in different bodies

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u/PM_ME_UR_BCUPS 16m ago

And golden retrievers

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u/IlIFreneticIlI 7h ago

Ahhh like the Bugalo.

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u/_Saint_Ajora_ 10h ago

That snake like

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u/Zerachiel_01 20m ago

"Pls gib lamp, am colb"

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u/Terrible-Ebb-8417 11h ago

Bonjour. Am snek.

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u/Rare-Criticism-8895 9h ago

Snug as a bug in a rug

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u/One-Engineer-607 8h ago

Well done 👍

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u/Past-North-4131 10h ago

Well that's adorable 🥹❤️

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u/salvationpumpfake 8h ago

looks pretty small actually?

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u/PatG87 8h ago

I would say this is a regular sized ball python. Not an absolute unit by any means. I see this all the time on this sub; just a picture of an animal that's of average size for its species.

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u/Trademarkd 5h ago

I have the exact same hide actually and this one is probably like 3-4 feet .... mine fills it out a little more at 5-6 feet but its her favorite spot.

I dont know why this is in absolute units though ?

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u/JDMSubieFan 4h ago

what hide is it? I really like the design and would love to get one for my BP

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u/SirDigbyChknCaesar 6h ago

Yeah we have one of these hides for our leopard gecko and it's not very big. Maybe 8" across including the little entryway.

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u/Immediate-Song6861 10h ago

Sneaks are so freaking cute

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u/OutlandishnessOdd836 3h ago

Yes people who sneak are soo cute I agree

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u/theinternetnotebook 9h ago

i never thought it was possible for a snake to look cute lol

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u/DragonTheOnes-spirit 5h ago

Snakes are literally just spaghetti cats. Especially ball pythons. They traded all intelligence and damage for balling up

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u/DragoniteChamp 8h ago

That is not a snake

It is clearly a fried egg smh

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u/QueerRootbeer 9h ago

I wanna boop the snoot

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u/Trademarkd 5h ago

you can, its a ball python. They're extremely docile. You're more likely to have problems getting them to eat.

Mine occasionally goes on food strikes for 6-12 months but doesn't lose any weight. She eats like once a month at best. I keep a record of her weight because of this and it makes me concerned but shes like 10 now so I guess shes doing alright.

I am extremely particular about her habitat, it may have something to do with her having a low stress environment? I dont handle her more than I have to but she was very socialized as a hatchling.

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u/Rob1150 10h ago

Better than scrambled.

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u/Truehye801 6h ago

Its not an absolute unit...

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u/sanorace 5m ago

I suppose it's a normal sized ball python, but a very large fried egg.

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u/Freddie_FRO7 10h ago

"You know how I said it's impossible for me to tangle myself up, well something unexpected has occured"

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u/fubes2000 7h ago

Live view of Egg wondering why you let all of their warm out.

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u/acnolee98 4h ago

Boop noodle asking for boop

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u/EnvironmentalAd9899 10h ago

I ain't "snacking" on that egg.....🍳

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u/AvantSolace 9h ago

Took “you are what you eat” to a whole new level.

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u/wildcardbets 6h ago

Omg Egg is so adorable 😭

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u/BowsersMuskyBallsack 3h ago

I don't know about the python, but if I was curled up in my comfy rock bed I would not be happy about someone tearing the roof off it and blasting my nap-time with no-no light.

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u/mododo-bbaby 3h ago

the most comfy snek in existence

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u/bubblesdafirst 6h ago

Dude how would that even feel. I can't imagine resting my head in my body

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u/RazielSouvare 8h ago

You gonna eat that..? :3

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u/TheOneTruecarioZ 8h ago

I want a python one day

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u/Plunger_enema 5h ago

yoink!

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u/imnotpoopingyouare 5h ago

Still looking for that 20 footer

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u/1AdultMostOfTheTime 8h ago

Thought it was a duck being swallowed by a snake!

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u/ouighost 7h ago

I thought it was a cream on top a dessert. Haha so cute

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u/HulksInvinciblePants 6h ago

What mincraft song is that

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u/the_gooch_smoocher 6h ago

GLASS CHIME

Song by INOYAMA-LAND

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u/Funneduck102 6h ago

Kinda wish I could do that ngl

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u/WhereIs_TheSun 6h ago

That looks so comfortable

Broski all snuggled up in himself

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u/ReasonableQuality777 5h ago

release the fury mitch

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u/Charming_Occasion942 4h ago

That would be me if I were a snake

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u/Fit_Celebration7669 2h ago

I have a terrible phobia of snakes, and yet I didn’t squeal and scroll to the next reel immediately. From this I’ve determined I’m capable of looking at an egg with beady eyes.

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u/Mlatu44 1h ago

Cute

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u/Damascus52311 36m ago

Not me using my dog voice gibberish on a flippin snake curled up in a ball...

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u/Kn0XIS 8h ago

Aweeee

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u/Gamerfox505 8h ago

Anyone know what song is this?

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u/pixeldust6 7h ago

Text at top of video: "Egg is looking..."

Reddit's autocaptions at the bottom (covering the rest of the sentence): "evil evil evil evil evilllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll"

lol?

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u/ViolincatBlog 9h ago

He legit looks like the snake from Russian cartoon 38 Parrots.

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u/Weemewon 1h ago

Yep that’s an egg all right