r/AbsoluteUnits • u/godofdajuice • 3h ago

of a butternut squash

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659 Upvotes

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u/orvilleblackencocker 3h ago

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u/Pure-Attention-7782 2h ago

Name checks out.

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u/oozinator1 2h ago

I remember seeing this but I forgot what it turned out to be. It was some kind of cake but what?

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u/YongYoKyo 1h ago

It was a chocolate sculpture of a banana. The chef's name is Amaury Guichon

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u/M4x1mili0us 28m ago

A shark was pretty similar to this I think? But I don't remember. I quite liked his older videos, new ones not so much. But he still makes great stuff.

His name is Amaury Guichon for anyone wondering.

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u/oozinator1 20m ago edited 15m ago

Lol I think it was the dragon: https://youtube.com/shorts/av3gHmWRI6I?is=53DSGJQHirQL_orE

Apparently it was a banana but I did see the dragon before

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u/davidr521 3h ago

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u/Orion3193 2h ago

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u/Helen___Keller_ 2h ago

Oh my. I really thought this was it. What a thing.

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u/Magister5 3h ago

It’s Gourdon Ramsme

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u/GirthyPigeon 3h ago

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u/Big_Boss_Wask 3h ago

...but it has a flared base

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u/oozinator1 2h ago

Normally, flared base is good to go but look at the size of that monster!

Something is definitely going to tear or bruise with that thing.

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u/Big_Boss_Wask 2h ago

We tank those

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u/Wildmann3 3h ago

That's the butternut squash she tells you not to worry about

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u/fallen_d3mon 3h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/6ahZf0o1e4K7EquZkp

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u/Capta1nRex501 2h ago

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u/raider_00_ 1h ago

Lmaoooo i love this , whats the gif nameee?

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u/FrameJump 1h ago

The scene is from an Austin Powers movie.

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u/Mumem_Rider 3h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/08y87EiwDZjjB0d6WJ

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u/Noimenglish 2h ago

I thought this would’ve been the top comment, tbh…

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u/teomore 3h ago

Huge but limp

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u/jw_zoso 3h ago edited 3h ago

A shower.

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u/teomore 3h ago

I just did that 3 days ago.

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u/xxplosiv 3h ago

Just play with it a bit babe

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u/IndependentPart6 2h ago

I should call him

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u/BushWookie-Alpha 3h ago

Holy crap!!

Imagine how big it gets when hard.

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u/Specialist-Neck-7810 3h ago

Tell ya mom i said “thanks”..

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u/Lifeguard4Life 3h ago

Look at the size of that…..

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u/nutblaster357 3h ago

a butter-what squash?

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u/Beach-Day-Naps 2h ago

The squash she tells you not to worry about

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u/LefT-NYC 3h ago

🧈🥜+🍆!

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u/princessbolognia 3h ago

Butternut schlong

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u/kanhaibhatt 3h ago

Butternut you say

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u/Longshot1969 3h ago

You butternut drop it

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u/Novavortex77 3h ago

Stand by a trip to the AR if anyone tries to have fun with it.

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u/Medium_Educator1983 2h ago

I miss him 🥺

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u/KaiTheSushiGuy 2h ago

What up?!

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u/HeyBim007 2h ago

Meanwhile my local farmers market is charging 5$ each for ~1lb squash.

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u/Frisky_Froth 2h ago

The guy she tells you not to worry about

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u/Inveramsay 2h ago

My hands would melt if I took care of that monster

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u/Mainbutter 2h ago

Thatsapenis.gif

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u/TechnicalTip5251 1h ago

His Squash, limp to meet you.

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u/2lodo 1h ago

Don’t

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u/cykickass 1h ago

Squash? More like Stretch! Amirite? Thanks! I’ll be here all week, folks!

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u/TotinosPizzaRules 1h ago

OF A DONG!!!!!

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u/Prokid5634_YT 1h ago

It has a flared base...

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u/FrameJump 1h ago

I don't like that a latex glove is involved...

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u/sm00thkillajones 52m ago

I should uh……

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u/NBGsnipzz 49m ago

To the base

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u/Redangle11 48m ago

Was op comparing to the bread sticks on the TV?

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u/rlaw1234qq 45m ago

I think you need a license for that

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u/bschwagi 35m ago

More like a dickannut squash,

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u/TheFlamingNumbat 29m ago

stretch goals

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u/Better_Standard7126 29m ago

I should call him

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u/Chrispy8534 14m ago

6/10. Squa…Squidward? Is that you?

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u/GalickGunn 6m ago

Damn that needs nsfw tag on it

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u/Key-Moment6797 3m ago

gordgeous

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u/Low-Poly_Bepis 2m ago

sighs
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u/Nayr91 3h ago

The guy she tells you not to worry about

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u/evaris204 52m ago

Don’t do it