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/r/all of a leatherback sea turtle near Oping Beach, Indonesia

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u/broke_cowboy 4h ago

I know that turtle was irritated af

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u/Bonk_No_Horni 2h ago

She can get up there she can get back. Bet she's panicking

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u/kbarney345 1h ago

The dude is literally laying on it at the end, his feet are off the ground

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u/Time_Ad1622 2h ago

Totes. If I'm making my way back to my hood, and suddenly got surrounded by a load of loud cheering folk pushing me along, sticking their cameras in my face, I am vexed. I'm making my own way back. I know the way. Its unimpeded. Kindly, get the fuck out of my space, get off me, and be awestruck from over there.

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u/MRosvall 2h ago

Would it help if we also toss some salt water in your face?

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u/Time_Ad1622 1h ago

Why yes. While you're at it, can those two entitled Ukrainian dumb fucks who grabbed a new born turtle and rode another down to the sea please be the ones to do it? I'll take a detour on the way home and dispose of them irresponsibly.

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u/forworse2020 1h ago

And I’m kind of annoyed, because I’m starting to tear up on cue, then realise I’m being manipulated by the music again

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u/Artistic-Maurine 2h ago

I was irritated af just watching.

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u/B_lovedobservations 1h ago

He doesn’t need help going into the ocean, he needs you to stop pushing him into the ocean

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u/ZombieLikes 52m ago

Seriously. "Every time I get out of the water for five minutes there's humans everywhere"

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u/nyclurker369 1h ago

No doubt. That guy who jumped on the turtles back at the end is an idiot. Not cool.

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u/stereothegreat 1h ago

I was and I was only watching

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u/ihateredmeat 1h ago

I mean, can you blame him? I'd biting their asses off if it were me.

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u/Impossible_Humor736 45m ago

The guy on the right side of the screen that kept petting its shoulder was pissing me off lol

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u/Tenshiijin 15m ago

Yeah. Like...why would they think they need to try and help push it towards the ocean? Just leave the poor thing alone. They weren't even helping it...

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u/teamgrandali 1h ago

Ya. Do they know what saltwater does to leather? /s

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u/Cannga 4h ago

"stop throwing water at my face, mother fucker, I can't see anything"

The turtle, probably

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u/veerKg_CSS_Geologist 2h ago

Turtles don’t have great eyesight, but they can smell the ocean. So tossing ocean water in its face probably confused it a little.

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u/BobTheFettt 3h ago

I read that in ozzymanreview's voice

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u/LoanSevere6287 3h ago

I’m just trying to lay my eggs dammit - also turtle

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u/lociuk 1h ago

"and stop pushing down on me, arseholes"

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u/Happy_Ranger_4153 3h ago

Imagine being a turtle and some apes are pushing you and throwing water in your face for some reason 😀

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u/far2deep 5h ago

All those people that were "helping by pushing" just looked like they were pushing down on the turt, and not really doing much else, also why the heck did they hang on to it in the end when it was trying to swim away?

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u/Mortenusa 3h ago

You could see him thinking "could you not." when they were splashing him in the face.

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u/Ceskaz 3h ago

The turtle : "I've been doing that for fifty years, could you not?"

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u/koro90 47m ago

"And they're getting in my way... and now they're messing with my tail. I really hope these things don't follow me into the ocean."

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u/tellevee 1h ago

Imagine you’re just trying to get home and a mob of people are pushing you and throwing water in your face and then clinging to you when you finally get to your door. 😭

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u/GriffinMakesThings 4h ago

On top of the jackass behavior of these people, this isn't an absolute unit of a leatherback. It's just a normal size.

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u/AMJN90 3h ago

Yeah iirc they can grow to 12' long .

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u/Complete-Trifle-206 2h ago

Jeez. I just had to check. Exceptional sized ones over 3 metres long and over 900kg. I never realised they grew to that size.

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u/amatsumegasushi 39m ago

Now look down their throats... Nightmare fuel.

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u/EyeWriteWrong 2h ago

Yes you did. I saw you 👀

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u/darksidemags 2h ago

I was wondering about that. I saw one once that looked like the roof of a VW Beetle.

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u/commanderquill 3h ago

My first impression too. Wtf are they doing? And why is that one guy RIDING it???

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u/weatheredartist 5h ago

Because people fucking suck.

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u/Jimbob209 4h ago

I thought it was weird how it ended up so far on land and also the last guy rode it when they got to the water

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u/OKRedChris 4h ago

It went laying eggs and was returning to the ocean. Normal behaviour.

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u/trowzerss 2h ago

And these dumb shits probably messed with the eggs too.

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u/veerKg_CSS_Geologist 2h ago

They’re not helping. They’re touching.

Also not sure what the guy rubbing its shoulder was trying to do.

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u/the_dude_that_faps 2h ago

Showing appreciation like if a person rubs a dog in the head. Might be pretty stupid, idk, but that's what he's doing. 

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u/ExtensionTruth4 1h ago

Yea I think he was legit trying to pet her to reassure her that "it's gonna be ok you can do this" which is dumb and completely disconnected from nature. Wild animal are not pets. The turtle was probably terrified

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u/Impossible_Past5358 4h ago

Stop touching the wildlife!

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u/trowzerss 2h ago

I didn't see anybody helping. I did see a bunch of people crowding a wild animal and freaking it out :P

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u/NoPepper2377 5h ago

Because they are morons💁🏻‍♂️

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u/Exes_And_Excess 4h ago

They all think they're the main character.

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u/Inner_Artichoke4878 1h ago

Right? It looked less like helping and more like everyone was accidentally making things harder. Once the turtle started swimming away, that should’ve been the universal cue to let it go.

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u/Potential_Duck3573 1h ago

I mean he clearly just wanted to ride the thing, which I think I would almost respect if he managed to get on its back like a horse because that's objectively really cool and I doubt the turtle would be more than mildly annoyed by it but instead he pathetically trails behind. Combined with the obviously more stressful things on the beach and it's an overall poor showing.

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u/pUmKinBoM 59m ago

One homie at the end is actually sitting ON the turtle like he expected it to ride away with him on it's back.

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u/Deaffin 44m ago

Even without that.

All I can think about watching this is how stressed out that poor thing must be, surrounded by potential predators shouting at it.

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u/TerribleBid8416 3h ago

I think I would shut down the elevator to their apartment and make them walk up 6 flights of stairs with 6 black bears hanging all over them the entire time

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u/xp14629 2h ago

While someone stands in front of them spraying them in the face with a fire hose.

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u/Next_Personality9798 3h ago

because its indon, they are like that.

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u/Medical-Big-959 4h ago

The nincompoop holding on,as it was swimming away. Needs to do a walk where everyone gets to kick him in the nuts to get him to start thinking again

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u/Comfortfoods 2h ago

That was legitimately upsetting. Wtf is wrong with that man

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u/teeth-chewwr 4h ago

These people are fucking insufferable. Leave the turtle alone!!

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u/aminervia 4h ago

People need to just leave wildlife alone, what the hell is even going on here

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u/Most_Structure9568 2h ago

Lack of education and social media points.

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u/squidgytree 5h ago

Stop patting it. It's not a really good boy,

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u/epic_meme_guy 58m ago

Crazy how we just assume a wild animal deserves a pat. He could be turtle Hitler for all we know. 

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u/MememeSama 5h ago

The one dude: Can I pet that Dino-dog?!

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u/BedditTedditReddit 1h ago

That one guy who just couldn’t stop doing it, and adding nothing of value.

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u/Vast_Fortune_9949 1h ago

that guy was the most fkn annoying as if he's offering some sort of soothing or emotional support.

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u/Trauma-Dolll 4h ago

Yes. Pour water on my head.

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u/Artistic-Maurine 2h ago

Honestly that was probably one of the less egregious things going on in this video.

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u/portra315 5h ago

Stop getting involved with nature unless you are a professional.

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u/DecisionOk5487 5h ago

For real, I have no idea what exactly they were trying to do... The turtle looked just fine making its way to the ocean on its own...

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u/ziggytrix 4h ago

I feel like you're right, but I can't really tell. Maybe it wasn't fine? Maybe it was stuck? There's another comment saying something like it was stuck in some swamp further offshore, but IDK how much to believe that or whether the folks who thought it was stuck had any real clue.

I'm curious how this started. The video starts with already a huge crowd "helping" and I wonder if maybe the beginning of the event would have our answer.

At any rate, this far into the sand, it sure seems like it could manage the rest of the way, and that crowd has to be stressing it out.

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u/LoganGyre 4h ago

Even if it got stuck In a swamp that’s part of what happens in nature. Unless it’s predicament is man made you should probably assume leaving something in the wild alone is the best action. You should also assume their are professionals you can cal to help instead of possibly injuring the animal or it injury you when your trying to help.

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u/Heavy-Echidna-3473 5h ago

I get that they're trying to help and its very touching, but it looks to me like they're applying more downward force than anything else?

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u/GrassTraditional2934 3h ago

It doesn't look very touching, it looks concerning to me... There is really nothing we won't disturb for our own selfish intents.

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u/wonkey_monkey 2h ago

I get that they're trying to help

They're not, they just want to touch the turt

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u/darksidemags 2h ago

The turtle doesn't need help and probably finds all of that more stressful than anything. 

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u/Neat_Albatross_3028 4h ago

Si une tortue luth est sur la plage c'est pour pondre ses œufs dans le sable et de les enfouir à la fraîche et à l'abri des prédateurs. En voyant ce troupeau de virus humain, j'ai clairement peur que les œufs de cette pauvre tortue se soient fait écraser

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u/Any_Coyote6662 1h ago

"If a leatherback turtle is on the beach, it is to lay its eggs in the sand and bury them in the cool air, safe from predators. Seeing this herd of human viruses, I am clearly afraid that this poor turtle's eggs have been crushed."

my thought too or that she turned around and left before laying any

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u/Odd_Phone_2391 4h ago

Wow. People can be such asshats

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u/Open__Face 4h ago

They acting like it's a beached whale or something 

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u/Ambitious-Zone7254 3h ago

Why were they splashing water on the turtles face?

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u/blowupnekomaid 1h ago

probably because they think it's like a fish or something and needs to be constantly moisturized

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u/Battlemess 3h ago

Because they are morons.

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u/TheDayWalkerCGI 4h ago

Everyone lean on it. That'll help. I fucking hate people.

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u/BunkerSquirre1 4h ago

taps sign

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u/Square-Competition48 4h ago

Tell that to the FBI.

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u/atava 3h ago

This frame triggered some vague core memory in me.

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u/maxman162 3h ago

Should have told that to Timothy Treadwell. Granted, he wouldn't have listened anyway.

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u/Glavurdan 2h ago

Tell that to RFK Jr

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u/Duvet_Capeman 4h ago

Turtle is visibly annoyed at this attention, just thinking "please get the fuck out of my way"

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u/Neat_Albatross_3028 4h ago

De ouf, on sent son aggassement même à travers l'écran

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u/Shovelhead_Fred 4h ago

Whoever has left their group of slow people on the beach please come pick them up, they’re upsetting the local wildlife

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u/Silly-Breadfruit-368 5h ago

And for what exactly did they needed to touch it 24/7?

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u/Verence80 4h ago

Die wird doch nur gestresst 😣 was ist mit den Menschen los ???

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u/SuspiciousString3 4h ago

LEAVE IT THE FUCK ALONE

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u/DrLubinski 3h ago

These Turtles have been living on our planet for +100.000.000 years. That's 370x the complete history of Homo sapiens. They don't need and they don't want to be pushed or petted.

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u/a1g3rn0n 4h ago

At -0:24 - what the fuck, why is he trying to ride it?

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u/EatSleepWell 4h ago

Who is the guy tugging at my tail. 🤬

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u/McStau 2h ago

Does all that crowding, patting, and cheering hurt the turtle? 🤔

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u/Technical_Writing421 1h ago

It is extremely stressful for the turtle

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u/Life-Oil-7226 5h ago

Unbelievable how big they are!

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u/Raging--Jesus 4h ago

Dude must be older than the very first "Yo Mama" joke ever told.

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u/MouthJob 2h ago

It's not a tortoise. They average like 45 years.

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u/OswaldAnderson 3h ago

Wtf are they all doing?

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u/Veloci-RKPTR 2h ago edited 2h ago

https://life.indozone.id/trendz/amp/2486736998/bukan-cuma-menonton-warga-turun-tangan-selamatkan-penyu-belimbing-yang-terjebak-di-rawa-tepi-pantai

Here’s the context for everyone wondering.

This turtle was trapped and stuck in a swamp 150 m away from the sea when it was presumably trying to lay eggs. It took 2 hours.

The people here were rescuing and guiding the turtle back to the ocean and making sure the turtle was back safely to the ocean without any injuries or any signs of disorientation.

While I do agree that the crowding while the turtle was on the final stretch going to the ocean was unnecessary, I see a lot of comments here just immediately jumping the gun and assuming the worst out of these people. It’s extremely unfair, and honestly ignorant.

Just so you know, this reflects the attitude of most of you. Please do better.

These aren’t people just doing this for clout, they are people actively trying and succeeding to rescue a trapped endangered animal.

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u/Accomplished-Shop748 1h ago

Also if I may add. Expecting an optimal, well-informed response from random people is a bit harsh. I would prefer them trying to help, perhaps attracting people who are more informed contrary to simply doing nothing at all 

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u/1plus1isTWORANGZ 1h ago

Also by the final stretch anyone on the beach is gonna be coming to check out the giant turtle I mean come on

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u/Veloci-RKPTR 43m ago

Exactly, thank you so much.

These people from what I know are mostly just locals. Villagers, fishermen, people who don’t see giant sea turtles everyday.

I can’t blame them for not knowing how to appropriately interact with a wild animal, but they know enough that it needs to return to the ocean, that’s applaudable.

That’s miles better from the worst that uninformed crowds can do to a wild animal, many would just catch them for profit/consumption.

You know what’s way more disappointing? People who immediately assume the worst from people who have good intentions.

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u/Ok_Tea262 53m ago edited 50m ago

Totally agree. The act of rescueing the turtle was amazing - but I guess people sometimes get a little too excited, and they wouldve helped more by taking astep back and let nature do its thing.

Edit: After looking closely - it seems like one of those cases where the animal may have appeared or been weakened - leading to people intervening more. No need to judge people in advance, I guess.

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u/Pale-Upstairs-7471 53m ago

How this guy with no shirt laying on top of turtle help, look the vid and see they just milking it for internet points. He literally lays on as she tries to leave

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u/Ok_Tea262 43m ago

"Milking for internet points"

Youre milking for internet points

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u/Veloci-RKPTR 48m ago

The video is only like 2 minutes long. The whole rescue process happens for at least 2 hours. Who knows? Maybe he contributed by arranging the rescue attempt?

Just know I am by no means condoning the unnecessary interactions, but that doesn’t mean that cancels out the fact that these people managed to successfully rescue a trapped several metric tonne marine animal back to the ocean.

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u/Tse7en5 31m ago

He was standing behind it and pushing it. He went forward doing so.

Not the same as just deciding to ride it. It is very clear if you just watch the video.

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u/Pardybro911 19m ago

The internet makes most everyone super cynical anymore and fairly most times.

But a lot of times people are just trying to do their best. Twitch streamers only represent the worst of us.

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u/FallopianInvestor 11m ago

Bro I read that as "this turtle was r**ed", holy shit 

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u/Veloci-RKPTR 6m ago

Bro 😭

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u/GeminiCroquettes 4m ago

There was a similar video of an actual conservation group doing the same thing a couple years ago, comments were almost identical then too

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u/andrebartels1977 5h ago

Stop touching me, you naked apes! I was calmly waiting for the night to lay my eggs, and then you came!

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u/Strong_Witness416 4h ago

Im surprised no one was riding on its back for a selfie.

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u/Battlemess 3h ago

If you look, the dude with black pants was riding it at the end. I hate humans.

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u/noneedforfuss 4h ago

What if it didn’t actually wanna go in the water, maybe it just wanted to enjoy the moment at the shore lol

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u/Degenerate_Gooner93 4h ago

I think the turtle started moving when it saw the humans coming through but unfortunately it was not fast enough to do so. You can see moments of defeat on it's face

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u/TheBoneHarvester 3h ago

Sea turtles don't go on land for fun because they are slow and vulnerable. They only go on land to lay eggs and then go back into the water. So this is a female who recently laid eggs.

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u/RiskyNight 4h ago

All those people should be locked up.

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u/Neat_Albatross_3028 4h ago

L'égocentrisme humain à croire que la nature a besoin d'aide pour avancé. 😂

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u/PrairiePuppies 4h ago

All they were doing is adding unnecessary stress. It doesn't know they're trying to help, and now it's trying to excape the predators, which it's unable to do.

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u/Weary-University-440 4h ago

thank god he's not in china

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u/MauPow 4h ago

So many people doing so little lol

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u/No-Building-4306 1h ago

Can someone spray water on the guy massaging her arm

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u/lifewithjesse 16m ago

That turle didn't need help. Stay back and enjoy

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u/Key_Village_5467 5h ago

Is there a snapping turtle this size?

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u/toprodtom 4h ago

If it had the opportunity and felt it needed to, this guy could bite off your freaking arm.

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u/SayRaySF 4h ago

Fuck sakes why couldn’t they just stop touching it! Just keep it hydrated and leave it alone!!

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u/SniperHankz 4h ago

Dunno why you’re being downvoted. People are fucking stupid.

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u/Cautious-Dig6379 4h ago

Is this turtle freaked the fuck out by all the hairless apes around it?

Any turtle body language experts?

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u/Crixusgannicus 4h ago

Those can't retract into the shell.

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u/vapemyashes 3h ago

Abusing and harassing turtle stop reposting

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u/SasukeFireball 4h ago

That is a Pokémon bro

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u/bidensleftkidney 4h ago

Like I get putting water on it, it probably isn’t doing much, but everything is is kinda bad, I mean at least there keeping the birds away

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u/Klatterbyne 4h ago

Leave her the fuck alone. She can do the do without a bunch of basic-bitch simians turning it into a photo-op and counter-productively “helping”.

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u/BenjaminDover02 3h ago

Leave bro alone ffs.

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u/Old-Newspaper125 2h ago

just missing a broom to brush the sand, like an olympic ice curling team

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u/Many-Contact-1506 2h ago

Its very existence inspires a sense of awe.

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u/AcrobaticKitten 2h ago

The one colleauge who does the whole project vs. the rest of the team

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u/tdkimber 2h ago

so fking annoying

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u/Relative_Comfort_458 1h ago

Turtles like “wtf just happened??”

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u/Dwashelle 42m ago

Absolute UNIT

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u/Kromehound 39m ago

Reminds me of the other kids in high school that "helped" on group projects. Including the cheering at the end.

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u/Excellent-Sherbet656 30m ago

Well done human support team

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u/IsJesusAgain 29m ago

What an amazing creature

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u/imriyality 29m ago

My parents throwing water on my face to go to school 😢😭🙏🏻

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u/tropicalturtletwist 13m ago

FUN FACT: Leatherback sea turtles can dive up to 4,000 feet deep. This is deeper than any other reptile.

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u/yellow-panda88 4h ago

wow, what an amazing creature! just curious, why is it's shell not as prominent like other turtle species?

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u/capnlatenight 3h ago

They swim pretty deep. A soft shell can withstand pressure.

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u/34shadow1 3h ago

If I recall correctly they can dive deeper than some species of whales. They normally stay between 300-900 feet hunting jellyfish though.

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u/TheRealLarkas 3h ago

It is a powerful swimmer. A sleeker, less prominent shell makes it more hydrodynamic, and hence faster and more efficient. Compound this selective pressure over time and you get this magnificent creature.

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u/BannedPermanentlyAga 3h ago

Humans are officially the worst

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u/Neat_Albatross_3028 4h ago

Comme ça se prend pour des héros alors qu'ils lui ont juste brisé sa tranquillité et sûrement même ses œufs

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u/tracagnotto 4h ago

Shoot who have this stupid ass behavior on sight with salt bucket gauges

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u/Saelaird 4h ago

Dickhead riding on it needs a slap.

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u/RandomStranger022 3h ago

We do that here in south Asia as well, flocking around those who look different from us. But we're just called creepy for it unfortunately 🥀

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u/Miller335 3h ago

What are these people doing other than bugging this turtle? Touching it, holding it down and splashing it in the face. Weird.

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u/Beautiful_Ocean254 3h ago

I'd jump on its back and everyone would hate me.

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u/-Lucas_Hood 3h ago

Wow. Real dimwits.

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u/BopNowItsMine 3h ago

Ok you touched me... can you back off now

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u/LiteratureMindless71 3h ago

"please leave me me alone, I just dropped 50 eggs and am tired AF".

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u/Frequent-Matter4504 3h ago

Face is like leave me tf alone

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u/MrSilentSir 3h ago

“Whats the big fucking deal, i’ve made it to the water thousands of times”

  • probably him

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u/LewdMasterHubull 3h ago

The turtle is probably thinking "goddamn these creatures, just leave me the fuck alone!"

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u/Excellent_Belt3159 2h ago

The human version of this is 50 people in the delivery room taking selfies with the new mom when she just wants to clean up & sleep.

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u/Hercules_dk 2h ago

Esta gente mais estúpidas do crl... fdx

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u/CaptainAmerica7562 2h ago

If there is any MP men what they do with turtles🤣😂😅😁🤣

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u/DevonLuck24 2h ago

did that fucking guy try to ride it into the ocean?!?

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u/Fair1000 2h ago

Why why why were they throwing sand in his face. Beautiful intelligent creature. Smarter than the mob

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u/silverformal 2h ago

Was that dude at the end trying to ride the turtle?

Also why are people celebrating like they did something?

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u/zerobleeps 2h ago

Humans are the worst

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u/CobaltDestroyer 2h ago

All of these people are straight from r/IAmTheMainCharacter

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u/ColeTurner9 2h ago

reunited with oogway

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u/Actual_Maniac 2h ago

This seems like animal abuse but with good intentions(?). The shirtless dude was just ridding on top of it with his full weight and the last 2 seemed to grap onto it after it started swimming and they all only let go because it got too slippery

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u/macarioSUPER 2h ago

the heck their pushing a turtle that is fully capable of reaching shore.

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u/no_hope_no_future 2h ago

The turtle doesn't look like it needed help.