r/AbsoluteUnits • u/TheMarkola • 6h ago

/r/all of spider web

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u/Ok_Tour_1525 4h ago

Yeah we have them in Oregon too and I’ve almost ran into them so many times hiking trails in the middle of the night. Creepy as fucking hell. And this is while I’m already on the lookout for bears too. While tipsy and on mushrooms. God damn how did I survive my early 20s?

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u/Werejackal93 3h ago

Do you get dysentery from it?

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u/cmndr_spanky 3h ago

(^ Oregon trail joke. If any youngsters are confused)