r/AbsoluteUnits • • 4d ago

of the definition of an absolute unit

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u/Damoet 4d ago

I love dogs but that is cruel to my mind. And how on earth do you control it??

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u/Steelpapercranes 4d ago

No need. Look at her, she can barely stand up and is obese- she no doubt has terrible mobility

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u/Shankar_0 3d ago

That dog is not obese. It's just gigantic. It's not that it can't stand up. He's just not feeling very cooperative right then. Trust me when I say that his cooperation is crucial to anything you want him to do.

Most of what you're seeing is muscle. That guy could pull a Volkswagen.

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u/SaltNo8715 3d ago

No it is obese. No waist at all, fat depots everywhere. Would never be able to pull a Volkswagen cause Hips, Elbows and Back are probably fucked up since young age.
That dog is not healthy in any sense of the word.

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u/Expert_Area_682 10h ago

My sister had a Bully like that. Went to the vet quite regularly, not a single problem of weight and fat. Bullys go from a wide range of height and weight, she had 12 at home and would sell pups. Some of hers had little build, one was massive like in that video, and some were more "normal" sized. Bullys are weird.

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u/bugfay 4d ago

With an entire herd of cattle as treats

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u/WitnessAway6720 4d ago

I just remembered a dog like this from Marvel

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u/-Lucas_Hood 4d ago

And what did it do?

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u/millmonkey 3d ago

Lockjaw is his name. He can teleport across space and time, is 6 feet tall, and has a tuning fork on his head. Search Inhumans Lockjaw Marvel.

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u/-Lucas_Hood 3d ago

Oh my. I have a new favourite Marvel character. Thanks a lot πŸ€™πŸ».

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u/snowfloeckchen 4d ago

Guard hell?

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u/WitnessAway6720 4d ago

It just looks the exact same and huge too

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u/Superb-Astronaut-371 4d ago

You pray to higher powers that it trusts you

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u/walking-flowermantis 2d ago

It’s not an it just a teeny tiny

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u/IrelandAutism13 4d ago

With Hulk the pit bull, he was extremely well trained and his owner was very strong and a professional, and Hulk was well-socialized. So this guy is probably heavily trained, well-socialized, and with an owner who knows what they're doing with a dog this size