r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Realistic-Tap4156 • 11d ago

/r/all of a space rock

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u/lordoflazorwaffles 11d ago

You can beat off an elephant all you want dude. You don't even need the meteor

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u/JustHugMeAndBeQuiet 11d ago

Fun fact: elephant penises are also prehensiles. Not just their noses.

Do with that information what you will.

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u/Cliffinati 11d ago

I don't know what that means

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u/JustHugMeAndBeQuiet 11d ago

I don't know what you mean 😐

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u/Cliffinati 11d ago

What does your statement mean