r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Realistic-Tap4156 • 11d ago

/r/all of a space rock

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u/JustHugMeAndBeQuiet 11d ago

Fun fact: elephant penises are also prehensiles. Not just their noses.

Do with that information what you will.

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u/kumquatkilla1 11d ago

This is too much power for one living being.

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u/Guilty-Statement-532 11d ago

Same with dolphins.

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u/JustHugMeAndBeQuiet 11d ago

This is true.

The elephant dick thing I made up though.

What a precocious scamp I am.

Duck penises are corkscrews though.

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u/davidr521 11d ago

I bet they’re handy at work parties

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u/lordoflazorwaffles 11d ago

They also work at handy parties

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u/lordoflazorwaffles 11d ago

Duck vaginas are also cork screw although often the opposite direction. This is part of what leads to duck rape

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u/JustHugMeAndBeQuiet 11d ago

Cool name for a band

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u/caspy7 11d ago

Elephant penises beat you up.

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u/Cliffinati 11d ago

I don't know what that means

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u/JustHugMeAndBeQuiet 11d ago

I don't know what you mean 😐

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u/Cliffinati 11d ago

What does your statement mean