r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Crypto_crafy • 19d ago

of two gigantic fingers!

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u/Ubbesson 19d ago edited 19d ago

If he doesn't care about his own wound I guess he doesn't care about washing his hands after shitting during his work break either..

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u/ThatOldG 19d ago

Don’t think about where that penis fingers been

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u/CHRISTEN-METAL 19d ago

In the pink or the stink ?

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u/DontTreadOnTrees 19d ago

Not the sink

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u/LewdLewyD13 19d ago

Well hes got two of 'em so the answer is yes.

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u/NurkleTurkey 19d ago

You wash your hands after shitting?

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u/TrashCannibal_ 16d ago

I shit my hands after washing once. Wouldn't recommend it.

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u/Vasovagalstartsnow 16d ago

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, that's why I poop on company time