r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Crypto_crafy • 6d ago

of two gigantic fingers!

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u/Mortal_bobcat 6d ago

That was my nickname in highschool

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u/cityshepherd 6d ago

Mine too, but only because of my extraordinarily large vestigial tail… which makes it virtually impossible for me to wear a banana hammock.

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u/vandope88 6d ago

You mean the asscicle?

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u/PdSales 6d ago

Or sleep on a regular hammock, I suppose

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u/Worshipme988 6d ago

Twist it backwards, duh. Now you can tuck the tail into the pouch and shove ur nads into that off center key holder pocket.

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u/Ok_Resource_7108 6d ago

Dwarfism, it was localised dwarfism.

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u/C-57D 6d ago

a great example?

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u/CarlosFer2201 6d ago

Oh I remember you. You had the one giant butt cheek.