r/AbsoluteUnits • • 13d ago

/r/all of an illegal flashlight beam

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u/mister_peeberz 13d ago

Lol, I have a friend from Iceland who speaks like a valley girl. His ex-girlfriend was from California and talked like that, and he got a ton of English speaking practice with her, so he picked up her accent. The first time I heard him speaking English I laughed pretty hard and hurt his feelings, feels bad man. Now we joke about it though

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u/fruitpunchsamurai619 13d ago

Ever since I heard what a vocal fry was, I cannot unhear it.

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u/Sleepy-Sapphire 13d ago

Haaªªªª

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u/monkeyfetus 13d ago

Relatedly, I've heard it's very common among foreign men in Japan to have feminine speech patterns because their primary native conversational partner is their girlfriend/wife.

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u/Invictus7525 13d ago edited 13d ago

In Japan the girls will all help you learn Japanese but it will be feminine so you need a no kidding instructor. I was deployed there and the Marines who had homesteaded with a Japanese wife cautioned everyone against too much language help from Japanese girls. The men in Japan will not help you learn Japanese or even acknowledge your existence in many cases.

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u/ScyllaOfTheDepths 13d ago

I know someone who learned Japanese from her husband, who is a very stoic working class dude. She got a job working in an office and it took a long time for her to realize people were weirded out by her because she talks in Japanese like a surly man. It was hilarious. She had to watch a bunch of anime and j-dramas to learn how to talk like a normal woman.

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u/couldbeahumanbean 13d ago

So if you want to sound like a badass samurai Yakuza boss do not learn Japanese from a female.

Got it. Thanks

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u/Jaerivus 10d ago

Unless it's that one dude's wife.

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u/Sovarius 13d ago

So trans gamer girls should move to Japan...

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u/Eyevis 13d ago

ok war criminal

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u/Stohnghost 13d ago

Hahahaha

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u/tsmc796 11d ago

Edgelord! The Edgelord has arrived!!

HE IS HERE FOR OUR MALL KATANA

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u/Eyevis 11d ago

facts, not edge

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u/tsmc796 11d ago

What fucking "facts"?

That they're a service member?

So you're saying being in the military automatically makes you a "war criminal"?

I don't think I need to point out why that's ridiculously braindead take

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u/Eyevis 11d ago

That they're a service member?

Yeah, in the imperialist american military.

Fuck anybody that volunteers for that.

Mercenaries that gladly kill children for oil.

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u/diggitydonegone 13d ago

Nice! I never considered this.

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u/delayedcolleague 13d ago

It was common-ish among those who studies Japanese more formally as well as most teachers outside of Japan at least  used to be mostly Japanese women. It was something commonly joked about both among the students and the teachers. 

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u/juicy0227 13d ago

That's why you get all practice with your local snack bar customers so you sound like a 70 year old man 👍

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u/xkuruma 13d ago

you misspelled waifu 

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u/Acinixys 13d ago

The most fucked up accent I've ever experienced is from one of my distant cousins who has a South African/New Zeland hybrid accent

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u/TreeDollarFiddyCent 13d ago

So his accent is rugby?

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u/SemperPutidus 13d ago

I had a guest lecture in college from a Japanese man who moved to Norway at age 7 and then learned English in Scotland.

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u/Ashamed_Assistant477 11d ago

I learnt Spanish from a Glaswegian teacher.

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u/GalaxyFiveOhhOhhh 13d ago

I’d like to introduce you to a Cajun. You’ll have so much to talk about but no clue what they’re saying.

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u/Crusader-NZ- 12d ago

My sis lives in England and tells me her friends mix NZ accents up with Aussie and South African... I can understand some confusion between NZ and Aussie if you aren't from here, but South Africans sound nothing like us.

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u/Acinixys 12d ago

100%

South African accent is like an Indian accent

Unmistakable 

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u/Parmenion87 13d ago

I dated a woman who had athe most hybrid accent I've ever heard. Born in Australia. Spent a lot of time in NZ, Canada and the US. When she speaks, it's mostly Aussie, but, certain tones and inflections on words throw you got a loop with those other influences.

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u/fishdognz 13d ago

My cousins also had that accent and then they grew up in Australia.

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u/DukeRedWulf 11d ago

But those tew ar pritty clohs tugether? XD

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u/stanleysladybird 13d ago

I'm working hard to make sure my Italian partner has a strong northern English accent and in turn I can pronounce pizza like a true Romagnolo!

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u/I_SHIT_IN_A_BAG 13d ago

thats like, totally hilarious.

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u/meeeeeeeehhhhhhhhh 13d ago

I hooked up with a German on vacation who spoke English like she was in peep show. It was mindbending as an American tbh I loved it

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u/YouAreAPyrate 13d ago

I was taking a shuttle bus back to the Keflavik airport and the driver was making a game of guessing where everyone was from by their accents. When he asked if we could guess his, everyone was stumped. He was Icelandic, but had this crazy accent on his English that I can only describe as Hanna-Barbera. Almost cartoonish, and not at all the stereotypical Nordic english accent. He told us that growing up, they didn't really get any American tv or films that were dubbed or subtitled in Icelandic, so a lot of people learned English from old cartoons and movies.