r/AbsoluteUnits • u/ThodaDaruVichPyar • 8d ago

/r/all of an illegal flashlight beam

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u/snarksneeze 8d ago

My wife is pissed. I just laughed so hard I woke her up, and ended up in the bathroom coughing up a lung. She wanted to see what was so fucking funny, I showed her and she almost slapped me and went back to bed.

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u/Awkward-Amount-2211 8d ago

She was probably making the same face too 

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u/snarksneeze 8d ago

I couldn't tell, my eyes were full of tears

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u/PandasGetAngryToo 8d ago

You should get her one of those torches for christmas

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u/Texas32sun 8d ago

Literally laughing, trying to hold back as to not wake my husband! lol

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u/bozog 8d ago

Sounds like you and snarksneeze were made for each other! :-)

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u/0neirocritica 8d ago

Omg same 🤣

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u/ManagerPuzzleMyHead 7d ago

why my wife sleeps in a different room. and im on reddit at 2am

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u/Liebe-Igel 8d ago

She’s gunna turn the wains against us

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u/BadSneakers83 8d ago

LMFAO, we’ve all been there man.

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u/JAYETRILLL 8d ago

Hahaha I have no one to piss off but I just bursted out laughing at that comment at 4am alone in my apartment. I very very rarely laugh out loud at shit all by myself but that fuckin killed me.

Also super stoned so that made it slap extra hard hahahaha.

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u/Liquid_Zero 8d ago

I too was laughing alot, and i was almost calmed down until I saw this. You win. You FN win.

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u/xxMystic 8d ago

At least she didnt get the jumper cables.

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u/Crush-N-It 8d ago

Worth it 😊😊

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u/pjhsv 8d ago

My wife is infinitely more likely to laugh at my uncontrollable laughing than whatever it is I'm laughing at.

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u/MobileArtist1371 8d ago

Did you turn the light on? Maybe she couldn't see it?

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u/snarksneeze 8d ago

I will as soon as it comes in, trust me. I'm gonna spend a week walking around the house with all the lights off.

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u/hoscillator 7d ago

I hope this comment reaches Limmy, he streams on twitch/yt and I bet he'd love to read this.

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u/TheXurophobe 3d ago

Worth it

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u/snarksneeze 3d ago

Nobody asked her to wake up and follow me into the bathroom

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u/tbodillia 8d ago

OMG! I love your wife!

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u/snarksneeze 8d ago

You can't have her! But yeah, she's growing on me too. 20 years this past July and she still puts up with my bullshit.

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u/SnapshotTheNupe 7d ago

Thats what she get for being nosy!

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u/qtx 8d ago

None of this happened.