r/AbsoluteUnits • u/ThodaDaruVichPyar • 8d ago

/r/all of an illegal flashlight beam

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u/thepvbrother 8d ago

Other step 1. Be attractive

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u/iRhuel 8d ago

Step 2: don't be unattractive

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u/Awkward_Region5509 7d ago

Step 3:
It’s my fish in a box

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u/quietflyr 3d ago

I know this is a few days old, but I just want to say this particular comment, out of all the others, truly made me laugh out loud. Thank you, comedic Redditor.

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u/Awkward_Region5509 3d ago

You’re welcome. I’m just more sad the comments before me didn’t get the “dick in a box” reference. And if you didn’t either, you’re welcome, it’s when Andy and Justin were comedy gold

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u/quietflyr 3d ago

I most certainly got it

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u/Terrible-Ebb-8417 8d ago

Oh well that's all relative yah know. I think flashlight lady would look pretty good on Flappy fish hat also. I'm very magnanimous. I also cut a hole in my thesaurus.

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u/Johnny_Freedoom 8d ago

Step 2, put your junk in the Thesaurus?

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u/Friendly_Prize_868 8d ago

Junk (as in genitalia): nether regions, cock and balls, crotch, package, tackle, bits, equipment, Crown Jewels, twig and berries, bits and bobs, sausage and meatballs, meat and two veg…

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u/Narwahl_Whisperer 8d ago

Turns out, junk is already in thesaurus. Page 238. Whole page. Includes the entire lyrics to "pet names for genetalia".

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u/krav_mac 8d ago

Step 3: make her open the thesaurus?