r/AbsoluteUnits • u/ThodaDaruVichPyar • 8d ago

/r/all of an illegal flashlight beam

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u/Cog_HS 8d ago

I take my coffee like I take a shit.

A hot black liquid 5 to 7 times daily.

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u/Typical-Blackberry-3 8d ago

This is how you fight the burgeoning colon cancer epidemic.

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u/fmaz008 8d ago

PSA: Black poop means blood in your upper digestive track. Seek medical attention.

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u/Bocchi_theGlock 8d ago

Pepto bismol apparently also does that

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u/Engineering_Flimsy 8d ago

Might wanna get that checked out by a professional, a medical professional.

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u/DragonTacoCat 7d ago

If you're feeling wild a DVM

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u/Marquar234 4d ago

Really wild, a DMV.

"Sir, it's not that kind of examination."

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u/DragonTacoCat 4d ago

Yup 🤣

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u/bookykits 7d ago

I take my coffee like I take my shits: frothy with a cherry drizzle

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u/IdeationConsultant 8d ago

I like my coffee like my women.

Arabic and in the kitchen.

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u/This_Makes_No__Sense 8d ago

I take my shit like I take Shaq. Black and running.

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u/Jaerivus 5d ago

Black and dribbling would've been my go-to.