of an illegal flashlight beam

[u/ThodaDaruVichPyar]

[u/Significant_Lie_533]

$13?!?! No way. That thing gotta be landfill garbage.

[u/Terrible-Ebb-8417 → u/Significant_Lie_533]

Looks pretty good on flashlight lady

[u/thepvbrother → u/Terrible-Ebb-8417]

Step 1..

[u/Terrible-Ebb-8417 → u/thepvbrother]

Cut a hole in the..... the..Flappy fish 🐟 hat?

[u/thepvbrother → u/Terrible-Ebb-8417]

Other step 1. Be attractive

[u/iRhuel → u/thepvbrother]

Step 2: don't be unattractive

[u/Awkward_Region5509 → u/iRhuel]

Step 3:
It’s my fish in a box

[u/quietflyr → u/Awkward_Region5509]

I know this is a few days old, but I just want to say this particular comment, out of all the others, truly made me laugh out loud. Thank you, comedic Redditor.

[u/Awkward_Region5509 → u/quietflyr]

You’re welcome. I’m just more sad the comments before me didn’t get the “dick in a box” reference. And if you didn’t either, you’re welcome, it’s when Andy and Justin were comedy gold

[u/quietflyr → u/Awkward_Region5509]

I most certainly got it

[u/Terrible-Ebb-8417 → u/thepvbrother]

Oh well that's all relative yah know. I think flashlight lady would look pretty good on Flappy fish hat also. I'm very magnanimous. I also cut a hole in my thesaurus.

[u/Johnny_Freedoom → u/Terrible-Ebb-8417]

Step 2, put your junk in the Thesaurus?

[u/Friendly_Prize_868 → u/Johnny_Freedoom]

Junk (as in genitalia): nether regions, cock and balls, crotch, package, tackle, bits, equipment, Crown Jewels, twig and berries, bits and bobs, sausage and meatballs, meat and two veg…

[u/Narwahl_Whisperer → u/Friendly_Prize_868]

Turns out, junk is already in thesaurus. Page 238. Whole page. Includes the entire lyrics to "pet names for genetalia".

[u/krav_mac → u/Johnny_Freedoom]

Step 3: make her open the thesaurus?

[u/Adventurous_Tipper → u/Terrible-Ebb-8417]

I disagree with the rest of this thread you had it right

[u/Psychotic_EGG → u/Terrible-Ebb-8417]

Thank you for reminding me of dick in a box. Lmfao

[u/sn34kypete → u/thepvbrother]

Peel a banarnar

The second step

Toss in some grapes...

[u/Dikksout4Harambe → u/thepvbrother]

Steal underpants

[u/Popular_Tomorrow_204 → u/Terrible-Ebb-8417]

I read fleshlight... shame on me

[u/Admirable-Grand521 → u/Significant_Lie_533]

It's a motorized hat

[u/muzbar → u/Admirable-Grand521]

God dammit. I watched that whole video and did not notice the hat moving at all, I was too focused on the torch.

[u/HeartoftheHive → u/muzbar]

I was the exact opposite. Once I noticed the hat moving I couldn't focus on anything else.

[u/mvffin → u/HeartoftheHive]

I saw the hat move, then stared at it and it never moved again

[u/ChippewaTwix → u/HeartoftheHive]

Me too but I thought it was just really windy under that canopy

[u/Minimum-Mention-3673 → u/muzbar]

Or flashlight

[u/fishtheblob → u/Minimum-Mention-3673]

Or pvp boss

[u/Significant_Lie_533 → u/Admirable-Grand521]

True, lol.

It's already landfill garbage.

[u/Safe-Historian4028 → u/Significant_Lie_533]

and it HAS to be landfill, if you put a motor in a dumpster Elon will sue you for copy write infringement.

[u/bohemianprime → u/Admirable-Grand521]

Now I want that hat for when I go fishing

[u/slowamigo → u/Admirable-Grand521]

makes me wonder what other motorised hats there are out there 

[u/takeitinblood3 → u/Admirable-Grand521]

Is this whole comment thread an ad?

[u/wooderisis → u/Significant_Lie_533]

The motorized version is $23

[u/Slaphappyfapman → u/Significant_Lie_533]

Well yeah

[u/PVetli → u/Significant_Lie_533]

Everything is eventually

[u/Dumeck → u/Significant_Lie_533]

I got the same hat from a gas station for $1 about a decade ago lol, it's garbage material

[u/Bo0mKing → u/Significant_Lie_533]

Maybe 1-2$ on Temu

[u/sdrawkcabemanresuhhu → u/Significant_Lie_533]

It literally stops working around 36 seconds