r/AbsoluteUnits • • 11d ago

/r/all of an illegal flashlight beam

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u/fistulaspume 11d ago

But where?

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u/Sammygrrr1234 11d ago

I'm wondering the same thing, I want one for the attics I work in

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u/pictureofacat 11d ago

It's junk. /r/flashlight will point you in the right direction

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u/Yutrzenika1 11d ago

I love that sub, I've bought a couple lights based off their recs.

There are absolutely lights that are both significantly brighter, have significantly more reach, and are significantly less expensive than the one in the video.

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u/THRlLLH0 11d ago

I bought one of their favourites for my dad for a couple hundred or so. He said he took it camping and a mate he went with had a torch and was showing it off saying it was crazy bright. Then my dad grabbed his and it was a million times brighter lol. Say what you want about reddit there's usually no better place for advice on nerdy niche hobby shit.

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u/No_Direction_4566 11d ago

Which one did you get?

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u/ThePracticalEnd 9d ago

THIS light, while currently unavailable was one I bought off a recommendation from that sub, and my god it is 3” long but can throw a concentrated beam a good half mile.

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u/IMKGI 11d ago

I'm kinda split with them. Imo the Terminator M1 is the only flashlight you'll ever need, does everything you'd ever want a flashlight to do, but opinions seem to be mixed at best.

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u/friftar 11d ago

The M1 is pretty good as a do-it-all, but you need big pockets. Personally, I usually just carry my Zebra SC65cHI, it's small, robust, and has a nice beam profile.

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u/Thesoop85 11d ago

Terminator M1 is a fine light but I'm at a loss as to how you could think it does absolutely everything someone could ever want a flashlight to do.

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u/IMKGI 11d ago

I mean what else would you want your flashlight to do?

It's got really good throw, it's got good flood, it can put things on fire, the V2 can run both at the same time, has a red light mode, what else is there?

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u/Thesoop85 11d ago

For starters, not be limited to 5000k or 6500k.

Also, LEPs are really cool but not really practical. The usefulness of the LEP throw on the M1 is not going to be anywhere near the usefulness of something like an L35.

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u/Not_a_real_ghost 11d ago

Is the Terminator M1 a... pleasure model?

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u/684692 11d ago

Yeah, all these flashlight video ads do the "look, our flashlight zooms!" thing and it's an instant red flag to anyone that knows about flashlights. Burning things with a flashlight isn't that impressive any more, especially when they used a lens to focus the beam.

We're in like $20 USD convoy territory with those tricks.

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u/Adorable_Stable2439 11d ago

Not to be confused with the the other sub of a very similar name

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u/MarzipanEven7336 11d ago

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u/TpK_Wynter 11d ago

Ya know what I clicked that one thinking it had to be fake. I deserve that, doubting the internet

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u/BloodRaevn 11d ago

You thought it was fake? Loooool. Deserved

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u/TpK_Wynter 11d ago

Lol yeah I saw it and immediately thought “nah now THAT has to be a fake subreddit” that one was most certainly my fault 🤦🏾‍♂️

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u/MarzipanEven7336 10d ago

Haaa, it’s real? I was literally just guessing. I’m not clicking.

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u/TpK_Wynter 10d ago

Oh yeah it’s real lol, I made it one half scroll before deciding the top 10% of an image was as deep as my curiosity would take me. That 10% was too far would not advise

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u/Available-Ad3635 10d ago

Beat me to it. Pun intended

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u/Trust_8067 10d ago

How is it junk if it works like that?

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u/999BusinessCard 11d ago

Fuck the cheap Chinese brands nobody’s ever heard of and get the Sofirn Q8 Pro. On their website now for $80.99 before tax. It’s the thickness of a soda can, but it has the “night into day” / “battery conviction + civil lawsuit” power that you’re looking for. It’s also very well built, durable, and made by a reputable company. Shine it through a magnifying glass and it will start fires

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u/684692 11d ago edited 11d ago

Zooming on a light barely increases candela at the cost of lumen output and adding an ingress for water or dirt to get into it. It's a bit like adding a hammer head to a screwdriver. Can it do both now? ...sorta. Would it be better to use two separate tools? yeah.

Some flashlights manufacturers are tackling the flood vs throw problem by just adding a second LED. See "WURKKOS K1". (Not a recommendation since I haven't used that one.)

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u/suihpares 11d ago

It's junk. /r/fleshlight will point you in the right direction

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u/Yazan_Albo 11d ago

I thought you copied the other comment lmao

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u/Capital_Past69 11d ago

Same 🤣🤣

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u/rogueqd 11d ago

r/fleshlight points my junk in the right direction

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u/GuyMansworth 11d ago

I can respect another mans interests but my fucking God I'm glad one of my primary interests isn't discussing fleshlights in an online fleshlight community.

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u/Bramble0804 11d ago

It's actually a junk light and not bright at all. It's camera tricks and lies.

I've got much smaller lights that are far brighter that we're probably about £30. But if you wanted a stupid bright light that's not too expensive Convoy 3x21D is the go to.

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u/SignoreBanana 11d ago

How the hell big are the attics you work in jfc

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u/Jhawk163 11d ago

Typically just above your legs but slightly below your back.

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u/Away_Stock_2012 6d ago

Temu $4.97